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Kamran Ullah Khan

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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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Kamran Ullah Khan

Subah Se Le Kr Shaam Tak

Subah se le kr SH@@M tk

SH@@M se le kr R@@T tk

R@@T se le kr SUB@H tk

SUB@H se phir SH@@M tk

Bus G!
Ki dasiye?

Light hi ni hondi. :(

· 0 Like · Jun 24, 2015 at 02:06
Category: text
 
Poetry / Political

Kamran Ullah Khan

kya bayan kya bayan kya bayan

kya bayan - kya bayan - kya bayan
be juban - be juban - be juban

jane kyoon muzse se wo ho gaye
badguman - badguman - badguman

apni kismat me rub ne likhe
imtehan - imtehan -imtehan

dhoondata phir raha hoon tujhe
to kahan - to kahan -to kahan

dil ke gulshan ka wo ho gaya
bagwaan -bagwaan -bagwaan

ab bhi dil hai ye unka magar
neemjan - neemjan - neemjan (bimar)

chod kar sab parinde gaye
aashiyan - aashiyan - aashiyan

bum dhamako ne di hai hume
arthiyan - arthiyan - arthiyan

fasle bas nazar bhar rahe
darmiyan - darmiyan - darmiyan

apni kismat mai 'ghayal' nahi
mehraban - mehraban - mehraban

· 1 Like · Jun 13, 2015 at 13:06
Category: political
 
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Kamran Ullah Khan

Hahahahaha

aik din aik zaeef miyan biwi khana kha rahey hotey hein jab miyan khana kha chuka hota hey to phir biwi khati hey wahan aik admi khara hota hey wo kehta hey aap donoon sath khana kiyon nahi kha rahey to wo kehtey hein kay hamaray paas dant ka sirf aik hi set hey .......... hahhahahah

· 1 Like · May 28, 2015 at 04:05
Category: funny
 
Social Wall / Photos

Kamran Ullah Khan

Dil Se Dua De

· 0 Like · May 08, 2015 at 18:05
Category: photos
 
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Kamran Ullah Khan

Simple Surd Questions

Simple Surd Questions & Answers!
Q: How do you keep a surd in suspense?
A: (I--ll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: How do you keep a surd busy?
A: Write --Please turn over-- on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: How did the surd try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: What--s the difference between a surd and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Why can--t sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why do men like surd (sardarji) jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: What does a surd say when you ask his if his blinker is on?
A: It--s on. It--s off. It--s on. It--s off. It--s on. It--s off.

Q: What do you get when U offer a surd a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: What do you see when you look into a surd--s eyes?
A: The back of his head.

Q: What do a surd and your computer have in common?
A: You don--t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Q: What do you do when a surd throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Why did the surd take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.

Q: Why are surds hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why can--t surds put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: Whats the difference between a Surd and a Supermarket Trolley?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.

Q: What--s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A surd parade.

Q: Guy asked his surd wife how did you get the car in the living room?
A: She said I drove it through the kitchen and took a left.

Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A SURD BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said Yes, I--ve seen it done.

Q: Have you ever read Shakespeare?
A: Sardar: No, who wrote it?

· 2 Like · May 01, 2015 at 09:05
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Friendship

Kamran Ullah Khan

Life History

Aik admi ne doosre admi se time poocha to doosre admi ne jawab dia, --aaj tum mujh se time pooch rahe ho, kal tum mujh se dosti karne ko kaho ge aur mein tum se dosti kar loonga, phir tum mujh se zid karoge ke mujhe apne ghar le chalo, phir main tumhe chai pilaoonga, phir meri biwi mujhe dantegi, phir tum apne beta ka rishta meri beti ke liye lao ge lekin jis insan ke pass aik ghati naheen hai woh meri beti ko dus diamond ke set kya delaiga, jo meri beti ki apne sasur se khwaish hai.
(us admi ne to khali time poocha tha lekin doosre admi ne to poori life history bata di).

· 2 Like · Apr 11, 2015 at 15:04
Category: friendship
 
Poetry / 0

Kamran Ullah Khan

Yun Hi Umeed Dilatay Hain Zamanay Walay

Yun hi Umeed dilatay hain zamanay walay
kab palatetay hain bhala chhor ke janay walay

Tu kabhi daikh jhulastay hue sehra main darakht
kese jaltay hain wafaon ko nibhanay walay

Un se ati hai tere lams ki khushbu ab tak
khat nikalay hue baitha hon puranay walay

aa kabhi daikh zara un ki shabon main akar
kitna rotay hain zamany ko hansaney walay

kuch to ankhon ki zubani bhi kahay jatay hain
raaz hotay nahen sab munh se batanay walay

aaj na chaand na taara hai na jugnu koi
raabtay khatam hue un se milanay walay......

· 1 Like · Mar 11, 2015 at 10:03
Category: 0
 
Social Wall / Photos

Kamran Ullah Khan

Whenever It Try To Study...

· 2 Like · Feb 17, 2015 at 06:02
Category: photos
 
Sms / Friendship

Kamran Ullah Khan

Friendship

There is a Big Difference Between friendship And a Rose...Rose Last Only a While...But Friendship Lasts FOREVER

· 1 Like · Feb 15, 2015 at 07:02
Category: friendship
 

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