Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Wajeeha Ali

Papa Aaj Bohat Garmi Hai.

ameer ki olad: papa aaj bohat garmi hai
papa: beta hum aaj hi Ae C lagwa laytey hain
garib ki olad: abba aj kini garmi ae
abba: chal puttar! teri tind karwa lay awan!!!

· 3 Like · Jan 15, 2017 at 04:01
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Abdul Rahman

Papa Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Kia Doon?

Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia doon?

Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay?
...
Boy: Wonderful,Beautiful,Smart Cute...Nazuk pari...

Papa: Mera zong wala number dedo.

· 1 Like · Jan 06, 2017 at 15:01
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Aleezay Abbasi

Tumhara Result Acha Nahin Aaya

police constable: tumhara result acha nahin aaya aaj se tumhara khelna our t v band
bacha: ye pachas rupay pakro our mamla yahin khatam karo

· 0 Like · Dec 11, 2016 at 00:12
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Zahid Mahmood

Ghar Mai Chakkar

Bacha: Abbu kia aap kisi se pyat karte hain?
Abbu: Haan Tumhari ammi se.
Bacha: Abbu Buhat Chalak ho, ghar mai hi chakkar chalaya hua hai.

· 1 Like · Nov 23, 2016 at 17:11
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Fahad Bukhari

Agar Imtehaan Me Awwal Ao Gay To Gadi Le Doonga

aik dafa aik bachay ne apnay baap se gadi lene ki zidd ki to baap ne kaha "agar tum imtehaan me awwal aogay to me tumhei gaadi le dooga". iss par bachay ne moo banatay huay kaha iss ka matlab hai k aap kabhi gaadi le kar nahee denge

· 2 Like · Nov 22, 2016 at 05:11
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Zahid Mahmood

Sari Mehnat Zaya Hojati

Baap: Beta koi baat nahe tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha

Beta: Jee Papa, acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nahe ki warna sari mehnat zaya hojati

· 3 Like · Nov 15, 2016 at 06:11
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Abdul Karim Khan

Dad, Can You Write In The Dark

Son : Dad, can you write in the
dark?
.
.
Father : I think so. What do you
want me to write?
.
.
Son : Your name on this report
card.

· 2 Like · Nov 14, 2016 at 12:11
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Ijunoon

Baap Aur Beta

baap: beta q ro rahay ho? mujhe dost samajh kar bata do.
beta: kuch nahee yaar, sabzi ke paison se mene apni wali ko load karadiya tou teri wali ne bohat mara

· 1 Like · Nov 06, 2016 at 12:11
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Meena Kumari

Agar Imtehan Mein Paas Na Huay To

baap: agar tum is dafa imtehaan mein paas na huay to muje apna abba mat kehna
larka imtehan khatam honay aur result anay kay baad
baap: tumharay result ka kya bana ?
larka: sorry mr. joseph

· 1 Like · Nov 01, 2016 at 14:11
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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Saiqa Bukhari

Father :- beta iss baar exam me 90% marks lana okBeta :- nahi 90% nahi 100% ma...

Father :- beta iss baar exam me 90% marks lana ok

Beta :- nahi 90% nahi 100% marks launga

Father :- Q mazak kar rahe ho

Beta :- shuru kisne kiya?

· 1 Like · Oct 28, 2016 at 18:10
Category: baap-aur-beta
 
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