phillips Portuguese Meaning

...hillips head screwdriver andtwist it off.16. Beer.17. Buddy shows up. Finish case with him. Finish oil changetomorrow.18. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car,dump in hole in back yard.19. Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during steps 11, 15, & 18.20. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.21. Walk to 7-11 and buy beer.22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat ofclean oil to gasket first.23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.24. Remember drain plug from step 11.25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. Pan is empty. Finddrain plug in back yard hole.26. Hurry to replace drain plug as last drop of fresh oil drainsonto floor.27. Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame.28. Bang head on bumper in reaction.29. Begin cussing fit.30. Throw wrench.31. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit MissDecember (1982) in the left boob.32. Clean up. Apply Band-Aid to knuckle.33. Beer.34. Beer.35. Dump in additional 4 quarts of...