lawyers Meaning and Definition

Q: What's wrong with "Lawyer Jokes"?A: Lawyers don't think they're funny; and nobody else ...

...awyers Journal, thefollowing are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys duringtrials and, in certain case...

...awyers never die, they just lose their appeal. Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under. Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate. Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey. Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor. Old musicians never die, they just get played out. Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime. Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed. Old owls never die, they just don-t give a hoot. Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces. Old perfessers never die, they just lose their class. Old photographers never die, they just stop developing. Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane. Old policemen never die, they just cop out. Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on... Old printers never die, they-re just not the type. Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address. Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse. Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away. Old schools never die, they just lose their principals. Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles. Old seers never die, they just lose their vision. Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away. Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings. Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy. Old Soldiers never die. Young ones do. Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper. Old students never die, they just get degraded. Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding. Old typists never die, they just lose their justification. ...

... Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train ...