SantaBanta

Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?

Banta: What's to it?

Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!

Santa: My wife left me because of my views on the environment.

Banta: That's really weird.

Santa: Yeah, it really is. I only tried saving water by showering with the woman next door!

Banta: Why can't women drive well?

Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!

Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't
live without my friend.

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?

Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.

Judge: Case dismissed!

Santa gets home from a visit to the dentist. His wife asks in concern, `Does your tooth still hurt?`

Santa:I don't know he kept it.

Film Director Santa: U have to jump to a swimming pool from 100 ft.

Actor: But I don't know swimming sir.

Santa: Don't worry there is no water.

Santa: Our new neighbour is an "Aam Aadmi Party" member.

Banta: How do you know that?

Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!

Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening?

Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!

Santa: My son, Pappu is a genius?

Banta: How can you say that?

Santa: He doesn't know how to drive a car.

Banta: What's the co-relation?

Santa: Even Einstein couldn't drive the car all his life.