Pappu

Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit.

Bunty: Quite interesting, But how?

Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage. I run a mile!

Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.

Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

While filling a form:

Pappu: Papa, what should I write about my mother tongue?

Santa: Too long.

Pappu: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Lady Teacher: Pappu, may I go to the bathroom?

Pappu: Wow, come let's go.

Pappu: Ma'm, I want to go to the toilet.

Teacher: I want to hear A-Z from you before I let you go.

Pappu: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z!

Teacher: Where is P, O, T, Y?

Pappu: In my shorts.

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?

Bunty: MS Excel

Lucky: MS Word

Bittu: MS Powerpoint

Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!

Pappu: What would I have to give you for one little kiss?

Girl: Chloroform!

Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Jeeto to her son, "Now, Pappu, you can't have the hammer to play with. You'll hit your fingers."

Pappu: No, I won't, Mom. Bunty is going to hold the nails!

Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date.

Pappu brought

3 cousins,

25 friends and

34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.