Whatsapp Messages / Pappu

Samra Ali

Bunty: I Want To Do Something Big And Clean In Life.

Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.

Pappu: Wash an elephant!

· 2 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 19:10
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Zafar Ali Khan

Pappu: I Won't Marry You, And Do You Know Why?

Pappu: I won't marry you, and do you know why?

Girlfriend: No; I can't think.

Pappu: That's why!

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 15:10
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Kinza Hussain

Teacher: How Does Blood Reach Yr Brain?

Teacher: How does blood reach yr brain?

Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the EMPTY SPACE.

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 04:10
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Abdullah Shahid

Pappu: My Parents Told Met To Stop Watching So Much Tv, And Read More.

Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more.

Bunty: So what did you do?

Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 01:10
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Asad Omar

Santa: Let Me See Your Report Card.

Santa: Let me see your report card.

Pappu: I don't have it.

Santa: Why not?

Pappu: My friend just borrowed it.
He wants to scare his parents.

· -1 Like · Oct 13, 2014 at 22:10
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Zeeshan Kaliya

Pappu: Ma'm, I Want To Go To The Toilet.

Pappu: Ma'm, I want to go to the toilet.

Teacher: I want to hear A-Z from you before I let you go.

Pappu: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z!

Teacher: Where is P, O, T, Y?

Pappu: In my shorts.

· 0 Like · Oct 12, 2014 at 07:10
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Mooria Ul Ain

Pappu's Girlfriend Told Him To Bring The Protection Next Time They Go On A Date.

Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date.

Pappu brought

3 cousins,

25 friends and

34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.

· 0 Like · Oct 11, 2014 at 17:10
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Shahid Siddiqui

Pappu: My Girlfriend Is A Perfect Woman Driver.

Pappu: My girlfriend is a perfect woman driver.

Bunty: Wow, that's great! Why don't you make her participate in car rallies?

Pappu: Come on. Actually, she's a perfect driver because she doesn't drive!

· 0 Like · Oct 11, 2014 at 12:10
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Wajeeha Ali

Teacher: What Is The Plural Of Mouse?

Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?

Pappu: Mice.

Teacher: Good. Now what is the plural of baby?

Pappu: Twins.

· 0 Like · Oct 11, 2014 at 09:10
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Abdul Khaliq

Pappu: I Am Really Fed Up.

Pappu: I am really fed up.

"What's the matter?", asked his room mate.

Pappu lamentingly added, "I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!"

· 0 Like · Oct 10, 2014 at 20:10
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Ashraf Shahid

Pappu: What's Green And Has Wheels?

Pappu: What's green and has wheels?

Bunty: Ummm! Don't know.

Pappu: Grass, I lied about the wheels.

· 0 Like · Oct 10, 2014 at 08:10
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Noor Bukhari

Pappu: I Picked Up My Girlfriend From The Police Station. She'd Been Mugged, Raped And Beaten Up.

Pappu: I picked up my girlfriend from the police station. She'd been mugged, raped and beaten up.

Bunty: It's pretty sad.

Pappu: But I fail to understand, why she went to the Police Station in the first place!

· 0 Like · Oct 10, 2014 at 02:10
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Sobia Malik

Pappu Was Stuck With His Maths Homework. "grandpa', He Pleaded, "could You Help Me With This?"

Pappu was stuck with his maths homework. "Grandpa', he pleaded, "could you help me with this?"

"I could", replied his grandfather, "but it wouldn't be right, would it?"

"I don't suppose it would, Grandpa", said Pappu, "but have a shot at it anyway".

· 0 Like · Oct 09, 2014 at 19:10
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Sarmad Ali

Pappu: Since My Girlfriend Has Gotten Pregnant, A Lot Has Changed.

Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed.

Bunty: Like?

Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number.

· 1 Like · Oct 09, 2014 at 03:10
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