Marriage

Staying single is a style;

Divorce is in vogue;

Living-in is common;

Extra-marital is happening;

And being married is totally outdated!

Dear Weather,

Please stop being so romantic. We don't have girlfriends, we have wives!

Sincerely,

All Husbands

Your wife misses you a lot, only when you are

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partying and enjoying with your friends!

Q: What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

A: You can't hear a cribbing vitamin.

A man's silence can break a woman's heart into pieces.

While a woman's silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!

What most women want is just YOU; after you have taken her to the Jeweller's and an overseas holiday!

Listening to your WAGs is like reading the "Terms and Conditions" of a website.

You don't understand anything, still you confirm

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"I Agree"!

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup;

Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!

Two chromosome that cause divorce... 'Ex' and 'Why'!