Funny

Teacher: Can anybody give me one word for `occurring at the same time`?

Pappu: Sir, Twins.

Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres.

The woman who invented the phrase, "All guys are the same", must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

In a class room.

Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls?

Boy: Girls.

Girl: How?

Boy: If I kiss you, you'll get angry;

But when you kiss me, I'll never get angry.

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!

Bush: Wow! Howc many?

Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes and the women stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell u... it's none of ur business.

Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?

A: In advertisements.

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.

Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!