My love for you has no boundries, even to hell I follow you!

When you get this message, send it to:

One person you love;

One you always hated;

One you always think of;

And the one you wish to kill.

Now, keep guessing why I sent it to you!

It's a humble request to all my dear friends not to send messages like "Forward to 10 people, otherwise you'll have misfortune" or "Bad Luck shall follow you for 10 years" or "Dekhte hi Like Karo"... because this does not change or luck.

Luck does not change by forwarding messages, it changes with hard work and dedication.

Must forward this message to all your friends if you want to get good news in 24 hours!

If I were an artist, you would be my picture.

If I were a poet, you would be my inspiration.

If I were an author you would be my story.

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But when it comes to you, I would rather prefer to be a cartoonist!

Dosti Ke Rishte Buhut Lambe Hote Hein. Pata Nahi Kaha Tak Chalein Ge!

Do Kadam Tum Chalna aur Do Kadam Hum Chalein Ge...

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Baad Mein Auto Kar Lenge...

I have a disease. It's called awesomeness. But don't worry it's not contagious!

Advantage of having an affair with married women...

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Saale, Malum Tha Buhut Jaldi Nichhe Aayega!

I like watching you and I like to spend my time with you;
But you are always surrounded by people... being the main attraction of the Zoo!

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!