Tag: Women

"Very Best sms"
Hazrat Luqman ki Nasihat apny betay say:
"Ay betay,
ksi Orat k peechay chalay jany k bajaye
ksi Sher k peechay chalay jana behtr hai,
is liye k
Sher palat gya to jan chali jaye gi.
Magr orat palat gai to Eeman chala jaye ga.
Forward msg for all young boys...!

Ek Non Muslim Ne Kisi Muslim Se Puchha "TUMHARE MAZHAB ME AURATEIN BURKA KYO PEHENTI HAIN.?" Jawab Me Muslim Ne Ek Dukan Se 2 Chocolate lin Aur Ek Ka Wrapper Nikal Ke Dono Chocolate Zamin Par phenk Di.. Aur Os se Se Kaha "KOI EK CHOCOLATE UTHAA LO, To Os ne Pack Wali Chocolate Utha li, Muslim Ne Puchha "TUM NE PACK WALI CHOCOLATE KYO UTHAYI.?" To Wo Bola "KYU KE DUSRI WALI MITTI KI WAJAH SE GANDI HO GAYI THHI" To Muslim Bola "BAS ISI LIYE HAMARE MAZHAB KI AURATEIN DUNIYA KI GANDI NAZARON SE BACHNE KE LIYE BURKA PEHENTI HAIN."

,Her Aurat ko apni Almari Kholtay howay 2 bohat bari Problmz hoti hein,
1) Pehan'ne ko koi kapray nahi hein,
aur,
2) Kapre Rakhne ko jaga bhi nahi hai..

Mene 1 larki ki madad ki to..! usne muje thank u bola. Mene kha thank u mat kaho! ye lo mera Number # or 3 larkiyo ko deydena Or un se kehna k wo or 3 larkiyo ko dyde...! 0h Teri Khair aj to SalmAn khan ko b nahe ch0ra haha

1st Girl: Batao wo konsi aurat hai jis ko 100% pata hota hai kay us ka shohar kahan hai?
2nd Girl: Bewa aurat.

Once a women fell from the building,as she was falling ,an english man was standing in his window,n caught her the women said thankyou but the english man said dat he would only save her life on one chance dat she will sleep with her ,the women said no and the english man leaves her ,she again starts falling and an indian man catches her he also says her the samething but the women denies and he leaves her too ,meanwhile the women thinks dat if now i m catched by any person i will sleep with him.
after a short while a molvi(muslim)catches her and the women says :plz safe me i will sleep with u ..
the molvi says ""lahola wala kuata "" and leaves her.....................

international women-s organization ki annua meeting mein sari aurtain yeh decide kerti hain ke ab se hum apnay husbands se bhi ghar ka kamm kerwaya kerain gi. Next year sari countries ki women apni apni report daiti hain ke unho nay sara saal apnay apnay husbands se kya kaam kerwaya. America ki aurat aa ker kehti hai ke maine apnay husband se kaha ""ab se khana tum pakaya kero gay...pehle din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya....duseray din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya...teesray din maine dekha unho nay chicken roast kiya aur mere liye bhi laiker aa rahay hain...is terah wo kaam pe lag gaye"". British aurat ayi aur kaha ""maine apnay husband se kaha ke ab se kapray tum dhoya kero gay...pehle din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya....duseray din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya...teesray din dekha tu wo apnay kapray dho rahay thay aur saath mere bhi rakhay huwe thay...is terah wo bhi kaam pe lag gaye"". Ab pakistani aurat ayi aur kaha ""maine bhi apnay shohar ko kaha ke ab se bartan tum dhoya kero gay...pehle din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya....duseray din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya....teesray din meri aankhon ki sujan kuch kum huwi tu mujhe nazar aya......!!!"".

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can-t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as ""WIFE""; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don-t try to uninstall her you will lose everything............

3 aurtoo ko shadi main jana tha. aik nay kaha meray husband kay baal kalay hain isliay may kali sarhi pahnoo gi..dosri boli meray husband kay baal brown hain is liay main brown sarhi pahnoo gi,, tesari boli hai allah meray husbad to ganjay hain......