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three women

3 aurtoo ko shadi main jana tha. aik nay kaha meray husband kay baal kalay hain isliay may kali sarhi pahnoo gi..dosri boli meray husband kay baal brown hain is liay main brown sarhi pahnoo gi,, tesari boli hai allah meray husbad to ganjay hain......

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Women
 
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A Women

Once a women fell from the building,as she was falling ,an english man was standing in his window,n caught her the women said thankyou but the english man said dat he would only save her life on one chance dat she will sleep with her ,the women said no and the english man leaves her ,she again starts falling and an indian man catches her he also says her the samething but the women denies and he leaves her too ,meanwhile the women thinks dat if now i m catched by any person i will sleep with him.
after a short while a molvi(muslim)catches her and the women says :plz safe me i will sleep with u ..
the molvi says ""lahola wala kuata "" and leaves her.....................

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Women
 
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Type Of Womens

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can-t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as ""WIFE""; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don-t try to uninstall her you will lose everything............


· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Women
 
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Women S Conference

international women-s organization ki annua meeting mein sari aurtain yeh decide kerti hain ke ab se hum apnay husbands se bhi ghar ka kamm kerwaya kerain gi. Next year sari countries ki women apni apni report daiti hain ke unho nay sara saal apnay apnay husbands se kya kaam kerwaya. America ki aurat aa ker kehti hai ke maine apnay husband se kaha ""ab se khana tum pakaya kero gay...pehle din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya....duseray din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya...teesray din maine dekha unho nay chicken roast kiya aur mere liye bhi laiker aa rahay hain...is terah wo kaam pe lag gaye"". British aurat ayi aur kaha ""maine apnay husband se kaha ke ab se kapray tum dhoya kero gay...pehle din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya....duseray din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya...teesray din dekha tu wo apnay kapray dho rahay thay aur saath mere bhi rakhay huwe thay...is terah wo bhi kaam pe lag gaye"". Ab pakistani aurat ayi aur kaha ""maine bhi apnay shohar ko kaha ke ab se bartan tum dhoya kero gay...pehle din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya....duseray din dekha mujhe kuch nazar na aya....teesray din meri aankhon ki sujan kuch kum huwi tu mujhe nazar aya......!!!"".

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Women
 
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Two Womens In A Train

2 womens train main bethi howihoty hain kai aik dam say light chaly jaty hai to 1 women train ko roknay kai liyein chain khaichtii hai to issay aik thapar parta hai wo dobarah or zore say khaichtii hai to or zore say thapar parta hai phir wo chup chap apni jagah pay ja kai baith jaty hai thori dair kay baad jab light aaty hai to wo women kahty hai kon mujhay thapar mar raha tha to 2 women kahty hai kai acha to thi jo bar bar mery cuhtia kahchi ja rahi thi

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Women
 
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Women Are Like???

The Amrican says that women are like the bottle of vine drink&throw it.The british says that women are like cigar smoke and put it away.
the patan says that women are like cassete of T.recorder change to the another side when one side finished.



if you like this joke so plz call me.
0334-9136995
or
0345-9112885

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Women
 
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Tell A Women

Three Ways of fast Communication

1: Television

2: Telephone

3: Tell-a-women



if u like this plz sms or call



0321-6353276

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Women Description

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH


0346-6625521
0321-1160380

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Women
 
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Women......oh........

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. I--ll hear the oldest first, he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.




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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Women
 
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Women And Beer

Most men like women. But, most men like beer too ! So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer ! Following is a debate, developed by the University of Mumbai , in India ... to help you analyze which is better ! Here is the debate .......

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !

Beer is horrible, when it is hot !
1 point for women !

A cold beer, satisfies you !
1 point for beer !

If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again !
Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view ... )

10 beers in a night and then you can--t drive. 10 women in one night and you don--t have to drive anywhere !
1 point for women !

The older, The beer is - the better, it is !
1 point for beer !

Many beers can make you see UFO--s. Many women can make you see God !
1 point for women !

If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !
1 point for women !

For a beer, you pay taxes !
1 point for women !

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn--t get angry !
1 point for beer !

You can always be sure that, you are the first one Opening a beer !
1 point for beer !

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself !
1 point for beer !

You know exactly how much a beer costs !
1 point for beer !

A beer does not have a mother !
1 point for beer !

You can do it if you want, but beer won--t ask you to hug her for half an hour after !
1 point for beer !

So the Score is ........... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 !


If you are a woman reading this and getting angry.........
know that a beer would never get angry ! So..........
Another point for beer !
Now the final score is..........
Beer beats women - 10 to 6


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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Women
 
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A Mobile Is Like Women

A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.


IF any girl or aunty wanna fun plz .... i m here

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Women Mobile
 
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Women College

Famous Pakistani Actress MEERA is openig a college....


The of College Is:-




Women College for Boys



· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Women
 
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