Sms / Funny

Shahbaz Ishaq

Math Teacher Ek Baloch Se

MATH TEACHER EK BALOCH SE >
AGAR TUMHARE 1 POCKET ME 1000 RS HON AUR 2ND POCKET ME 2000 RS HON TO TUM KIA SOCHO GY.?

BALOCH?

ARRY HUM NE KISI OR KA KAMEEZ TO NAHI PEN LIYA.

· 1 Like · Mar 22, 2012 at 16:03
Category: funny Tags: Teacher
 
Sms / Double Meaning

Shahbaz Ishaq

Teacher Says

Teacher says,
.
Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
.
.
.
.
.
Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.

· 3 Like · Mar 02, 2012 at 14:03
Category: double-meaning Tags: Teacher
 
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Sms / Cool

Shahbaz Ishaq

Teacher: If A=b,

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....

· 1 Like · May 24, 2011 at 10:05
Category: cool Tags: Teacher
 
Sms / Quotes

Waseem Mughal

Experience Is The Teacher


Experience is the teacher of all things.
Julius Caesar

· 1 Like · Nov 26, 2010 at 19:11
Category: quotes Tags: Teacher
 
Sms / Funny

Saalim

Yoga Teacher

Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an amazing funny effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

· 1 Like · Jul 13, 2009 at 13:07
Category: funny Tags: Teacher
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Asim Gilani

Maths Teacher To Santa

Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in your pocket and 1000Rs in the other pocket ,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

· 1 Like · Jan 21, 2009 at 06:01
Category: santa-banta Tags: Teacher
 
Sms / Cool

Ijunoon

My Maths Teacher Told Me 1'hour=60 Mins

My maths teacher told me 1'hour=60 mins. &
1'min=60'secs. but she never told me that
1'sec. without a FRIEND like u is equal to 100'years.

· 1 Like · Nov 16, 2007 at 22:11
Category: cool Tags: Teacher
 
Sms / Funny

Ijunoon

Teacher & Kids

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kids: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo tou aap ko pata chal jayega…

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Teacher
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Bholaji The English Teacher

(Please skip this if you don-t understand Hindi Language)

Bholaji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class.This is what transpires :

Bholaji : ""Bolo bachon GADHA""
Students (in chorous) : ""GADHA ""

Bholaji : ""Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA""
Students (in chorous) : ""GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA""

Bholaji : ""Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN""
Students (in chorous) : ""GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MEIN""

Bholaji : ""Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN, MERE PECHE SAARA DESH""
Students (in chorous) : ""GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH""

By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him ""What is this Bholaji teaching his students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH.

The principal too is shocked, the famous english teacher doing this.
Principal : ""Bholaji what nonsense are you telling these students ""GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"".
Bholaji : ""Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spelling of ASSASSINATION. ASS - ASS - I - NATION (GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH)

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Teacher
 

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