Sms / Rajnikanth Jokes

Cell Phone

Why Japan gets several earthquakes??? Because Rajnikanth had lost his cell phone in Japan on vibrating mode...

· 2 Like · May 17, 2011 at 07:05
Category: rajnikanth-jokes Tags: Phone
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

A Man Received D Phone

A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital

Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.

Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?

Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D

· 1 Like · Sep 16, 2011 at 10:09
Category: wife Tags: Phone
 
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Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Midnight Phone Call

The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home:
- Hello!
- At what time does the store open?
- At ten o-clock sir.
At two in the morning, the phone rings again:
- HELLO!
- Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?
- AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir
Again, at four, the phone rings:
- H!E!L!L!O!
- Ya, euh, (burp), at ...time, euh, does the euh store open?
- At ten in the morning sir, but I am not sure that, since you are so drunk, I will let you in.
- I (burp) don-t want, euh, to get in, euh, I want to get out!
i am saleem khan
my id fazool_admi@yahoo.com

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Phone
 
Sms / Friendship

Unknown

Telephone Directory

A Sardar ji in a library, while returning a book, said, ?Too boring, too many characters and no story.?
Librarian: - ?Oh! So you are that person who took the telephone directory.?


Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship Tags: Phone
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Sunny Deol Da Phone No Pata Hai...?

Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone number pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: santa-banta Tags: Phone
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:

Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

· 1 Like · Mar 07, 2011 at 12:03
Category: wife Tags: Phone Husband Biwi
 
Web Directory / Education

Shahzad Siraj Khan

Learn Free Mobile Phone Repairing. Unlocking And Flashing Online

Learn Free Mobile Phone Repairing. Unlocking And Flashing Online

http://www.ambtechniques.com

the first website of the world where everyone can learn mobile phone repairing online for free

· 1 Like · Jun 09, 2007 at 04:06
Category: education Tags: Phone Mobile
 
Sms / Cute

Shahbaz Ishaq

Notice Ur Phone Got

Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? It contains loads of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a Good Day!

· 1 Like · Oct 25, 2011 at 10:10
Category: cute Tags: Phone
 
News / Science Technology

Ijunoon

Sony Ericson Ka Play Station Phone

سونی پر پلے سٹیشن کے موبائل ورژن کو نئی شکل دینے کے لیے بےحد دباؤ تھا موبائل بنانے والی کمپنی سونی ایکرسن نے ایک ایسا فون متعارف کروایا ہے جس میں پورٹیبل پلے سٹیشن گیمنگ نظام بھی موجود ہے۔ ’ایکس...
مزید پڑھیں

· 1 Like · Feb 16, 2011 at 09:02
Category: science-technology Tags: Phone
 
News / Science Technology

Ijunoon

Mobile Phone Connection 5 Arab Ho Gaye

ایک اندازے کے مطابق گزشتہ اٹھارہ ماہ میں دنیا میں ایک ارب نئے موبائیل فون کنیکشن جاری ہوئے ہیں۔ تنظیم وائرلیس انٹیلیجنس کے جائزے کے مطابق اب دنیا بھر میں پانچ ارب موبائیل فون کنیکشن ہو چکے ہیں۔ بعض...
مزید پڑھیں

· 1 Like · Jul 10, 2010 at 08:07
Category: science-technology Tags: Phone Mobile
 
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