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Ali Bukhari

Ladkiyon ki Aadhi Zindagi, husband ki 'Talash' mein... aur ...

Ladkiyon ki Aadhi Zindagi, husband ki 'Talash' mein... aur Baaki ki Aadhi, Husband ki 'Talaashi' mein guzar jaati hai!

· 3 Like · Oct 31, 2014 at 04:10
Category: marriage Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Meri Shadi To Study Ki Waja Se Late Hue

WIFE: Meri shadi to Study ki waja se late hue apki shadi kyun late hue.?
Husband: Main "SADQA" bohat kasrat se diya kerta tha..!
WIFE: Shadi se "SADQAY" Ka kiya taluk..??
Husband: Sadqa balaon ko talta hai
bas ek Mah Sadqa dena bhool gaya
phir usi maheny Shadi hogai...hahahahahahahahahaha.,.

· 2 Like · May 17, 2013 at 19:05
Category: wife Tags: Wedding Wife Marriage Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Cool

Ijunoon

Schoool, Life, Nurse & Marriage….

School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance- a contract that keeps you poor all ur life
so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cool Tags: Nurse Marriage
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Ijunoon

What Is The Diffrent Between Love Marriage

What Is the Diff Between Love Marriage
and Arranged Marriage?
Love Marriage Is Suicide
But Arranged Marriage is Planned Murder
Think HOW U WANT TO DIE !!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Love Marriage
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Usman Usman

During Marriage Ceremony Why Is The

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Kashif Yaqoob

A Good Marriage Would Be Between

A good marriage would be between
A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Unknown

After Marriage

The lion was walking proudly in the Jungle. A mouse suddenly passes by him and asks him why he is being so contemptous. I am the lion, king of the Jungle, replys the lion. The mouse gets his chest high, don-t be so fool, I was also the lion before my marriage, says mouse and goes away crying.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Love

Unknown

Williams Marriage

One Sunday morning, William burst into the living room and said, ""Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.""
After dinner, William-s dad took him aside. ""Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married for thirty years. She-s a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I-m afraid you can-t marry her.""
William was heartbroken. After 8 months, he eventually started dating girls again. A year later, he came home and very proudly announced, ""Diane said yes! We-re getting married in June.""
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. ""Diane is your half-sister too, William. I-m awfully sorry about this.""
William was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news.

""Dad has done so much harm. I guess I-m never going to get married,"" he complained. ""Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister.""
His mother just shook her head. ""Don-t pay any attention to what he says, dear. He-s not really your father.""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love Tags: Marriage
 
Sms / Funny

Rashid Chaudhary

Will You Love Me After Marriage Also?

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Love Marriage
 
Sms / Santa Banta

What's The Similarity Between Marriage And 11:59pm?

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

· 1 Like · Nov 08, 2007 at 08:11
Category: santa-banta Tags: Marriage
 
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