Tag: Husband

Shohar subah facebook khol kr beth gaya Uski 1 dost ne sandwich ki picture upload ki aur likha aao sab nashta karen Shohar ne comment kya: Bohat tasty tha Maza aa gya BV ne ye comment parh lya aur shohar ko nashta nhi dya 4 ghante bhoka rakhne k bad BV boli: Lunch ghar pe karo ge ya facebook pe??

1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
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WIFE: or KYA?


Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!

shohar: Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. BV boli.. ye 2 roti 1 sath kyun kha rahy ho? shohar: bewaqoof ki bachi.. men shouk se nahi kha raha. Tabiyat kharab hai. Doctor ne bola he kuch din Double Roti khao.

"Shaadi se pareshan ek Shohar ne likha hai..." Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss tarah paa raha hoon..., K Maang Poori karte karte ab maang k kha raha hoon..

EK DAFA HUSBAND WIFE MAI JHAGRA HOJATA HAI KISI BAAT KO LE K OR PHIR UN DONO KA MOOD KHARAB HOJATA HAI. AESE HI MOOD MAI WO DONO LONG DRIVE PE JAATE HAI. FOOT PATH PE UN DONO KO DONKEYS CHALTE HUE NAZAR AATE HAI, TOE HUSBAND WIFE SE KEHTA HAI K WO DEKHO TUMHARE RISHTEDAAR JAA RAHE HAI, WIFE BARI HOSIYAARI SE JAWAAB DETI HAI, HAA MERE RISHTEDAAR ROE HAI MAGAR SUSRAALI.
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Dosto aaj Hum 1 Ajeb-0-Ghareeb Mukhlooq K Bare Ma Parhengy Es Jandaar Ka Naam Hai WIFE JEE,Haan WIFE Ye Aksar apny HUSBAND K Sath Pai Jati Ha Iski Psandeda Ghiza HUSBAND Ka dimagh Ha Isko Aksar Naraz Hone Ki acting Karte Huwe Dekha gya Hai EsKa SabSe Khtarnak Hthyar RONA or Emotionaly Blackmailing Hai WIFE Rakhne Par TENSION Naam Ki Bimari Ho Jati Hai Jo la Ilaaj Ha So enjoy LIFE w/out wife Shadi shuda log fikar karain Or jiski nai hui shukar karain...

Wife: Suno Ji, Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai. Jaha Bhi Chhupati Hoon Dhoond Leta Hai,
Husband: kaminey ki Book Mein Rakh De Exam Tak Nahi Dhoond Pae Ga.!.

Wife (on phone) Suniay , window khul nahi rahi hey. . Husband- Aisa karo thora tail garam kar key us pey daal do. Wife - Kiya us sey khul jaegi? . . . Husband- Try karo. After 15 mints , . . husband calls wife . . Husband- Tum ney try kiya? Wife - Haan kiya, par ab tu laptop hi band ho geya

Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.