Tag: Biwi

Shohar subah facebook khol kr beth gaya Uski 1 dost ne sandwich ki picture upload ki aur likha aao sab nashta karen Shohar ne comment kya: Bohat tasty tha Maza aa gya BV ne ye comment parh lya aur shohar ko nashta nhi dya 4 ghante bhoka rakhne k bad BV boli: Lunch ghar pe karo ge ya facebook pe??

shohar: Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. BV boli.. ye 2 roti 1 sath kyun kha rahy ho? shohar: bewaqoof ki bachi.. men shouk se nahi kha raha. Tabiyat kharab hai. Doctor ne bola he kuch din Double Roti khao.

"Shaadi se pareshan ek Shohar ne likha hai..." Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss tarah paa raha hoon..., K Maang Poori karte karte ab maang k kha raha hoon..

Ek admi apni wife ki photo hamesha apni pocket me rakhta tha...
Q.k
Wo jab kabhi kisi pareshani me hota..
To wo apni wife ki photo ko dekhta or sochta..
Agar me is ko face kar sakta hun,
To baqi har chiz ko face kar sakta hun..!

Wife: Suno Ji, Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai. Jaha Bhi Chhupati Hoon Dhoond Leta Hai,
Husband: kaminey ki Book Mein Rakh De Exam Tak Nahi Dhoond Pae Ga.!.

1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho to Duniya Ka Sab Se Perfect Man Uska Daddy, Duniya Ka sab Se Dukhi Admi Uska Bhai, Dunya Ka Sab Se Sunder Boy Uska Beta, Dunya Ka Sab Se Nasibwala Admi Uski Bahen Ka shohar Or Dunya Ka Sab Se Kharab Selfish Jhootha Kanjus Bekar Admi, Ab Ye Bhi LIKHNA Paray Ga Kya?;)

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!
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"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain?;-)

Kitna Bebas Hai insan Qismat k Aage Har Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqiqat ke Aage Jisne kabhi Jhukna Nahi Seekha Duniya Me. Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai "BEGUM" ke Aagey.

Dunya ki Best "Maa" to har betay k pas hoti hay, Lekin, Pata nhi dunya ki Best 'BIWI'... . . . Dusron k Pas hi Q hoti hay . HAR SHOHAR K DIL KI AWAZ