Tag: Admi

1 Jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me aya, 12 glass p gaya, Admi:tenu chardi ni? Jin: Main jin hon. Admi: le char gai kanjar nu...!hAhAh:-D

Aurton ki bus ka accidnt hoa sUb mar gai Un sUb k shohr 1 Haftay tAk roty rhe 1 admi 2 haftay tk rota rha qK Uski Bv se bus miss ho gai thi

Sbzi wla sbzi pr pani chrak rha tha, .
"Kafi dair h0 gaeyi t0
1 Admi gussay se b0la:
"Bhai agar
Bhindi h0sh me agae
h0 t0
1 kil0 dai d0...:-D;-)

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!
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"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain?;-)

ek Admi Apne Rishte ke Liye Tasveer khichwa Raha Tha,
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peeche Gadha bhi tasveer main agaya,
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Admi ne tasveer k peeche likh dia..
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Hum aage wala hy...

aik admi kay sar par bal kahi kahi tay. kuch ladky aun kay pashay aa rahy tay iun may say aik bola
in sahab nay to sar par gas iuga rakki hay ya saun kar ya sahab baly tabi to gady mary pichay aa rahy hay.

ek admi poranay khandar kay paas say gozarta hai to whan ek or admi khra hota hai wo jo admi khndarat kay pass say guzarta hai wo us kharay hoye admi say pochta hai kay bhai sahab main nay sona hai kay is khandarat main aseb waghera hai to wo admi us ki baat son kar ye khata hai kay mujhay nahi pata bhai main to kudoh 2 sal say marava hon ...hahahahaah akel mand ko ishara hi kafi jota hai

2 aadami larae karty han. eek aadmi dosre aadmi ko kaheta he ke man aaj tumhare 36 daant tor don ga udhar se eek teesra aadmi guzra to us ne ye baat sun li. to us ne kaha bhahe tum log bhali laro magar is ke tum 36 daant kese toro ge , hoty ho 32 daant han. to us aadmi ne kaha ke mujhe maalom tha tum bheech man zaroor aao ge pahele 4 daant to tumhare toroin ga ......

Aik aadmi doosray aadmi k haath pay maartaa hai to woh ussay kehtaa hai k keyoon mara to doosray admi nay kaha k shuker karo k tumharay paoo (foot) pay nahi mara warna paoo bharii ho jata

Aik admi ka aik hath cut jata ha wo bara parasan hoto ha us ka dost us ko tasali data ha atnay main aik our admi aa raha hoto ha jus kay doono hath nahion hotay our wo natchta howa aa raha hoto ha us ka dost us ko kahta ha yar mera dost bara parasan ha teray doono hath nahin hain tum katnay khush ho wo kahata ha khush koon kambakhat ha meray peechay kharush ho rahee ha main us ushal raha hoin.