Sms / Ramazan

Alishba Alishba

Sigmend Fride

Mahire Nafsiyat SIGMEND FRIDE ka byan he: Rozy se Jismani khichao,zehni dipresion or nafsiati amraaz ka khatma hota hai.

Akhbari Report k mutabiq Germony,England or America k mahir Doctors ki tehqiqati team Ramzan men Pakistan ai or unhony KARACHI,LAHORE & SARDARABAD (Faisalabad) ka intakhab kya. Servey k baad unhony ye report pesh ki k Musalman namaz prhty or Ramzan men uski zyada pabndi krty hen es lye wuzu karny se E.N.T yani Naak,kaan or galy k amraaz men kami waqe ho jati hai,nez Muslman rozy k sabab kam khaty hain lihaza meday,Jigar,Dil or Pathon k amraaz men kam mubtala hoty hain

· 1 Like · Sep 04, 2009 at 09:09
Category: ramazan Tags: Pakistan Red
 
Sms / Exams

Waseem Mughal

A Grade

College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A grade lete.

· 1 Like · May 03, 2010 at 15:05
Category: exams Tags: Red
 
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Sms / Uncategorized

Shahbaz Ishaq

Why Is Fire Brigade Red In Color

Why is Fire Brigade RED in Color?
Ans: Fire Brigade has a Ladder.
Ladder has Steps.
Steps have to b Climbed on Foot.
Foot is Measured by a Ruler.
Ruler can be a King or a Queen.
Queen of England is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is also the name of a Ship.
Ship Sails on Water.
Water has Fish
Fish has Fins
Fins are the people of Finland
Finland' National Flag is RED
SO a Fire Brigade is RED in Color
Sum Other Day I will Tell u Why Ambulance is White ;-)

· 2 Like · Jun 14, 2012 at 17:06
Category: uncategorized Tags: Red
 
Sms / Sardar

All India Radio

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is "All India Radio"

· 1 Like · Mar 06, 2009 at 07:03
Category: sardar Tags: Red India
 
Food Recipes / Mutton Beef

Ijunoon

Red Cooked Beef

· 1 Like · Jul 10, 2010 at 11:07
Category: mutton-beef Tags: Red
 
News / Science Technology

Ijunoon

Radio Dor Beenon K Zariye Kainaat Mai Makhlok Ki Talash

سائنس کی ترقی کے ساتھ ساتھ کرہ ارض سے باہر کی دنیا کو سرکرنے اور کائنات کے بارے میں مزید جاننے کے تجسس میں اضافہ ہورہاہے? حال ہی میں یورپی سائنس دانوں نے جدید ریڈیو دور بینیں نصب کرنیکے ایک بڑے پراج...
مزید پڑھیں

· 1 Like · Jun 17, 2010 at 05:06
Category: science-technology Tags: Red
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

This Is All India Radio!

Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says
This is all India Radio!

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 20:11
Category: santa-banta Tags: Red India
 
News / Entertainment

Ijunoon

1152

عام طور پر معاشرے میں مردوں کی جانب سے خواتین پر تشدد کی خبریں سننے کو ملتی رہتی ہیں، مگر اب وقت کے ساتھ ساتھ جہاں معاشرے میں جدت پیدا ہوتی جارہی ہے وہیں مردو ں اورخواتین کے رویئے میں بھی بدلاؤ آتا جا...
مزید پڑھیں

· 1 Like · Jan 12, 2010 at 13:01
Category: entertainment Tags: Red
 
News / Science Technology

Ijunoon

1266

گوگل نے انٹرنیٹ ایکسپلورر 6 براؤزر استعمال کرنے والوں کے لیے مدد کی فراہمی کے خاتمے کا عمل شروع کرنے کا اعلان کر دیا ہے? ایکسپلورر کے اس ورژن کو وہ کمزور کڑی قرار دیا جا رہا ہے جس سے فائدہ اٹھاتے ہ...
مزید پڑھیں

· 1 Like · Feb 01, 2010 at 09:02
Category: science-technology Tags: Red
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

The Surdar Freedom Fighters

There was a meeting of all the Surdar freedom fighters.
They were planning for a free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, ""Oye...we'll take Punjab from
India but how would we develop it?"" That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave... ""No problem! We'll attack Amrika,
we will lose and it would take over us and then we would
become a State of USA and develop automatically.""
All the sardars became happy with this very simple
solution but an old sardar was not.
Someone asked him why he was not happy.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: santa-banta Tags: Red
 

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