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14 August Mubarak!

DON jub chahta hai
14 AUG manata hai…!!!

Aao aaj sare dost mil kr 1 vada krain keh august ka pura mahina koi b underwear nhi pehne ga. q k august ka mahina azadi ka mahina hy:-)
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

BiBi Aamna Farmati Hen k jb
MOHAMMAD S.A.W.W Mere Pait main Aye tou 1 Baadal ka tukra Asmaan peh warid hoa
Main jahan jati wo baadal Mere upar Chaon krta, Aur main jb bakriyan Charaane jati tou bakriyan Mere peeche peeche chalti
Aur jb m chalti to pathar Mere peron k neeche naram Roi (cotton) ki trha ho jate
Aur jb Kooen (well) se pani nikaalne jati tb pani upar charh ata or main asani se pani bharti thi,
Jb main soti tou khobsorat Hooren mje pankhe se hwa detien
Or Rozana 1 Nabi Mje Khwab main Mubarak baad deta tha k apko Mubarak ho k Ap Akhri Nabi MOHAMMAD
S.A.W.W ki
Walida hen MASHA-ALLAH...
SUBHAN-ALLAH...

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Dilko pata tha wo zarur ayegi,
dilko pata tha wo zarur ayegi,
par kbhi socha na tha
Surprise Mein Apne Do Bachon Ko bhi Layegi
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Bush: Meri pain de kaar munda hoya way.
Musharraf: Mubarak howay.
Bush: par ik masla way.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

Na gulfam chahiye na salam chahiye
Na mubarak ka paigham chahiye
Jisko pee kar hosh ud jaye
Labo ko aisa jaam chahiye...

Mein Haqeeqat hun Samajhtey Hein Woh Afsaana Mujhey
Khud Jalaatey Hein Bana Kar Apna Parwaana Mujhey

Gardash-e-Dauraan Se Kehdo Housh Ki Baatein Karey!
Gham Ke Toofaanoun Se Bhi Aata Hey Takraana Mujhey

Un Se Un Ki Bazm Mein Itna Hi Keh Ke Uthh Gaya
Raunaqein Tum Ko Mubarak Aur Veeraana Mujhey

Jaaney Kya Aadmi Tha, Na Aashna Lagta Tha Woh
Kar Gaya Sarey Shanasaaoun Se BeyGaana Mujhey

Aisey ChhupChhup Kar Kahan Tak Zahmat-e-Jalwa- Gari
Hashar Jo Bhi Ho, Nazar Aa Be-Hijabaana Mujhey

Meri Tark-e-May Kashi Per, Meri Har Tauba Ke Baad,
Ehtiraaman Leney Aaya Meer-e-May Khaana Mujhey

Har Naye Saaqi Ne Uff! Hasb-e-Riwayat He Diya
Meray He Khoon-e-Jigar Se Bhar Ke Pemaana Mujhey

Dekh Kar Iss Dil Ki Thandi Aag Mein Jaltey Huye
Hogea Rukhsat Duayen De Ke Parwana Mujhey

Koi itna Chahye Tumhey tou Batana,
Koi Tumharey itney Naaz uthaaye tou Batana,
EID MUBARAK tou har koi Keh day ga Tumsay,
Koi Hamari tarah Kahey tou Batana.

MILAY TUJHE NAh DUKH ZINDAGI MAIN
PHOOL KI TARHAN TOu MEHKAY KHUDA KARAY
ZINDA RAHAY NAAM ABuD TAK TERA
EID KI KHUSHIYAN TUJHE MUBARAK KHUDA KARAY

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mubarak naam hai tera
mubarak eid ho tuj ko
jise tu dekhna chahe
usi ki deed ho tuj ko

<<<< EiD MuBaRaK >>>>>

Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes joy and
a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past
of your eid and your life....!
EID MUBARAK

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya,
xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas,
JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

RAAT KO NAYA CHAAND MUBARAK

CHANDNI KO CHAaND MUBARAK

FALAK KO SITARE MUBARAK

SITAARON KO BULANDI MUBARAK

AUR AAP SABKO MERI TARAF SE

RAMADAN MUBARAK

TUHFA DUAON KA TUMHAIN PUHANCHAY MERA
SADA RAHAY TUMHARE GIRD KHUSHIYUN KA GHERA
MISARRATAIN EID KI TUMHAIN MUBARAK HON
TUMHARI ZEEST MAIN NA AYE KABHI GHAMON KA PHAIRA

EID AI TOU KHAYAL AYA HAMAIN
JANE KAB BICHRAY HUWE LOG MILAY
JEE MAIN AATA HAI ABHI TUM SE KAHAIN
EID KA CHAAND MUBARAK HO TUMHAIN
HUM HAIN KHAMOSH HAMAIN DAR HAI YEHI
LAB KHULAIN GAY TOU PUKARAIN GAY TUMHAIN
TUM KO DEKHAY HUWE SADIYAN BITI
TUM SE KEHNA HAI YEHI AJJ HAMAIN
MAANGNA BHOOL NA JANA HUM KO
CHAAND KO DEKH KAY GAR HATH OTHAIN!!!!

Aik dafa aik marasi kay haan beta payda hota ha , us kay haan aur marasi attay hain whelain(*khsi kay moqay pay jo paysay datay hain) layinay kay lia.
wo bhi akhar marasi hota ha wo kahaty hain mubarak ho BAHi kay haan beta hoa ha , Agay say wo kahta ha meri biwi kay chaaday ( portion jo legs kay darmeeyan hota ha ) sooouje ghay hain aur tumahin mubarak ki parahi ha:) hahahhahahahahhahahhaha thanx

Lakhanwo ki nazakat bare mashahoor hai ak dafaa wahaan pay do Bachoon kia laraye howe.
Pehla bacha:.Agar aap ney mery baat na mani to mean Aap ki shan mean ghustakhana kalmat kahoon ga.
Dosra bacha:.Agar aap ne mare shan mian ghustakhi ki tu hum aap ki rukhsar mubarak pay aise champat raseed karangay keh woh ghulab kia phool ki pati ki tarah chamakni lagay ga.

ek dafa badshah ney khwab dezikha key wo mar gaya hai..wi uth ker pareshan hua..usney subha waziroun ko bulaya aur apney khwab key barey mein bataya..badshah ney kaha key jo mujhey us khwab kee tabeer bataye ga mein usey inam dounga..saab sey pheley wazir kee bare ayee, usney kaha hazoor..jo khwab apney deikha hai wo bahot mubarak hai..aapkee umer lambi hogee..badshah yeh sun ker bahot khush hua aur usney usey inam dia...phir baree ek darbar kee raya kee ayee...usney kaha badshah salamat aapkey khwab kee tabir yeh hai key aapkey samney ek ek kerkey aapkey tamam rishtedar mar jayeingey..badshah ko bara ghusa aya aur usney usko phansee dey dee.. deikha aap logon ney..key ek ney khwab acha sunaya to usko inam mila per wohee khwab dossrey ney dooree tarhan bataya to usko saza mili..

aap ko chouda aap ko chouda. aap koo bar bar chouda. aap koo bohat bohat chouda ........................................................................... ap koo ek bar phire chouda aguest mubarak hoo. happy independance day

bush: meri sister da munda hoya ye..
mushraf: mubarak hoo
bush: par afsoos de gal aayy
mushraf: kyoon ????
bush: bap da pata nahee..
mushraf: koi gal nai,,,, OSAMA---- tay pa daeoo..


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Bush Meri sister da Munda Hoya

Musharraf: Mubarak hoo

Bush: Per afsos de Gal a

Musharraf: Ki?

Bush: Baap da pata nahe

Musharraf: Koi gal nai Usama tay pa dio

Aik Sardar Ki Biwi ne Kaha...! Sardar G! Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Naya Mehman Aane Wala He....

Sardar: Enu Do Mint Rok Mein Phaj Ke Bottlan Phad Leyavan...!

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EK GHAR ME TWINS PAIDA HOYE TO SAAS BOLI.
WAH BOHAT MUBARAK HO!
PAKISTAN K HALAT DEIKH KAR AB TOU BACHE B DUNIYA ME ALELE ANE SE DARTE HAIN!
GEO MUSHARAF






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1 machinical engenearka bacha peda hoa us ko us ke bev ka phn aya k mubarak ho ap ka spear part aya hay
machinaical engenear us sy pochta hay NAT wala hay ya BOLT wala


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