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Nasir Shahzad Ka Tarak Driver Say Interview

Nasir Shahzad: Aaj Kal App ki roozee kaisee chal rahee hai
Driver: Naseeb Apna Apna
Nasir Shahzad:Aap kay nazdeek Kabl-e-Ahtaram Shakhsiat?
Driver: Maan Ki Dua Janat Ki Hawa
Nasir Shahzad:Aap apnay assistant (Kleener) ko kis baat ki naseehat kartay hain?
Driver:Mahnat Kar Hasad Na Kar
Nasir Shahzad: app apnay driver brother ko kia messege dain gay
Driver: Tu lang ja sadi khair aay
Nasir Shahzad:agar app say private question poochoon tu?
Driver: Papu Yaar Tang Na Kar

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Interview River
 
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Shagerd

Ek dafa ek bachey ko us key maan school dakhel (bherti) kerwaney ja rahi thi. Bachey ki maan ney kahak key teacher key sat meethi meethi bateyn kerni hain. Teacher ney interview mey poocha. Tumharey Abu ka kia naam hey? Bachey ney jawab dia Laddo. Pher teacher ney poocha key tumharey maan ka kia naam hey? Bachey ney jawab dia Ras Gulla. Teacher ney pher poocha key Quaid-e-Azam kahan paida huway? Bachey ney jawab dia Mithai key Dabbay meyn. Ye thi meethi meethi batain

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Interview
 
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Unknown

Ik Kokri Wala Larka.....

ik larka hota hai wo nokri laynay jata hai wahan par oska interview hota hai interview wala banda os ay puch ta hai . kay ap ko kia chahiyah . wo kaita hai ik gari,ik ghar , ik noka... phir os ko interview walay khatayhain k bahi hum ap ko ik ki jaga 2car dayin gay or ik gahr k bajii hum ap ko 2 ghar dain gay or ik nokar ki jaga 2nokar daygay wo jo banda nokari laynay atta hai wo kay ta hai sahab q mazaq kar rahay ho wo khata hai phlay shooro kay nay kia tha

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Interview
 
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Kofta

4 dost kaheen nokree kay liay apply karnay jatay hain. Unn main say pehlay wala interview deenay jata hai . Uss say poochtay hain keh tumharay ab din main kia mamoolat hotay hain he sayz main suboh ko kaam per jata hoon raat ko ghar aa jata hoon orr aa ker koftay ko lagta hoon orr so jata hoon . doosray ko bulatay hain uss say bhee yahee sawal kartay hain keh tumharay kia mamoolat hain woh kehta hai keh main siboh ko utth ker nashta ker kay job find karta hoon orr raat ko aa ker koftay ko lag ker so jata hoon teesray say bhee yahee sawal kartay hain orr woh bhee yahee kehta hai keh main bhee suboh ko job find karta hoon orr raat ko aa ker koftay ko lagta hoon orr so jata hoon 4th ko bulatay hain uss say poochtay hain keh tum aaj kal kia karta ho woh kehta hai keh main sara din job find karta hoon orr raat ko aa ker so jata hoon afsar baray khush hotay hain keh challo yeh koftay ko naheen lagta iss ko job day detay hain woh poochtay hain keh tumhara kia naam hai to woh jawab deta hai KOFTA

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Interview
 
Sms / Friendship

Unknown

Interview

Eik Sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye interview tha.
Interviewer ne question kia: -?Sardar sahib electric motor kesay chalti hay??
Sardar jee:
.
.
TorrRrRrRrRrRrRrRr???


Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship Tags: Interview Ijazat
 
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Unknown

Misc

HAIRCUTS, THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

Women-s version:

Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That-s so cute!

Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn-t sure when
she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don-t
think it-s too fluffy looking?

Woman1: Oh God no! No, it-s perfect. I-d love
to get my hair cut like that, but I think my
face is too wide. I-m pretty much stuck with
this stuff I think.

Woman2: Are you serious? I think your face is
adorable. And you could easily get one of those
layer cuts - that would look so cute I think.
I was actually going to do that except that I was
afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman1: Oh - that-s funny! I would love to have
your neck! Anything to take attention away from
this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman2: Are you kidding? I know girls that
would love to have your shoulders. Everything
drapes so well on you.

Men-s version:

Man1: Haircut?

Man2: Yeah.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love Tags: Interview
 
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Santa Singh

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there
on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the
interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his
certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript :

O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials
I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can
answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some
opposites

S : Yes Sir.

Officer started asking questions

O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......
Our sardar also shouts)

#Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected ........ ....... and This is how Santa Singh got
his job.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta Tags: Interview
 
Sms / Sardar

Najeeb

Electric Engineer Ki Post

Eik Sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye interview tha.
Interviewer ne question kia: -“Sardar sahib electric motor kesay chalti hay?â€‌
Sardar jee:
.
.
TorrRrRrRrRrRrRrRr………

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
Category: sardar Tags: Interview
 
Sms / Sardar

Rashid Chaudhary

Mazaak

A Sardar in an interview said to Boss:
I want 1 lac salary, 1 flat & 1 car.
Boss: I''ll give you 5 lac salary, 2 flats and 3 cars!
Sardar: mazak kyun ve karde ojee!!
Boss: Shuru kinny kita se.

· 1 Like · May 01, 2007 at 02:05
Category: sardar Tags: Interview
 
Sms / Cool

Ijunoon

When I Take A Long Time To Finish, I Am Slow,

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets...

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cool Tags: Interview
 

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