Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Interviewer

INTERVIEWER:TEL ME OPPOSIT OF GUD
SRDAR:BAD
INT:COME
SDR:GO
INT:UGLY
SDR:PICHLI
INT:UGLY
SDR:PICHLI
INT:SHUTUP
SDR:KEEP TOKING
INT:GET OUT
SDR:COME IN
INT:OH MA GOD
SDR:OH MA DEVIL
INT:U R REJECTED
SDR:I M SELE




· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Interview
 
Sms / Sardar

Rashid Chaudhary

Mazaak

A Sardar in an interview said to Boss:
I want 1 lac salary, 1 flat & 1 car.
Boss: I''ll give you 5 lac salary, 2 flats and 3 cars!
Sardar: mazak kyun ve karde ojee!!
Boss: Shuru kinny kita se.

· 1 Like · May 01, 2007 at 02:05
Category: sardar Tags: Interview
 
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Sms / Santa Banta

Unknown

Santa Singh

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there
on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the
interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his
certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript :

O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials
I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can
answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some
opposites

S : Yes Sir.

Officer started asking questions

O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......
Our sardar also shouts)

#Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected ........ ....... and This is how Santa Singh got
his job.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta Tags: Interview
 
Sms / Exams

Waseem Mughal

Mazaq

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia

· 1 Like · Jun 01, 2010 at 14:06
Category: exams Tags: Interview
 
Sms / Wife

Shahbaz Ishaq

Interviewer To Millionaire

Interviewer To Millionaire: To Whom Do You Owe Your Success As A Millionaire??

Millionaire: ?I Owe Everything To My Wife.?

Interviewer: ?Wow, She Must Be Some Woman.

Interviewer: ?What Were You Before You Married Her??

Millionaire: ?A Billionaire

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2012 at 14:04
Category: wife Tags: Interview
 
Sms / Funny

Waseem Mughal

Wait Plzzz...

Pathan Ek Jaga Interview Dene Gaya Or bOla May I cOme In Sir ?

Interview Wala bOla Wait Plz..

Pathan bOla 80.KG

· 1 Like · Oct 13, 2009 at 13:10
Category: funny Tags: Interview
 
Sms / Love

Unknown

Misc

HAIRCUTS, THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

Women-s version:

Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That-s so cute!

Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn-t sure when
she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don-t
think it-s too fluffy looking?

Woman1: Oh God no! No, it-s perfect. I-d love
to get my hair cut like that, but I think my
face is too wide. I-m pretty much stuck with
this stuff I think.

Woman2: Are you serious? I think your face is
adorable. And you could easily get one of those
layer cuts - that would look so cute I think.
I was actually going to do that except that I was
afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman1: Oh - that-s funny! I would love to have
your neck! Anything to take attention away from
this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman2: Are you kidding? I know girls that
would love to have your shoulders. Everything
drapes so well on you.

Men-s version:

Man1: Haircut?

Man2: Yeah.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love Tags: Interview
 
Sms / Cool

Ijunoon

When I Take A Long Time To Finish, I Am Slow,

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets...

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cool Tags: Interview
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

In An Interview

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: santa-banta Tags: Interview
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Nasir Shahzad Ka Tarak Driver Say Interview

Nasir Shahzad: Aaj Kal App ki roozee kaisee chal rahee hai
Driver: Naseeb Apna Apna
Nasir Shahzad:Aap kay nazdeek Kabl-e-Ahtaram Shakhsiat?
Driver: Maan Ki Dua Janat Ki Hawa
Nasir Shahzad:Aap apnay assistant (Kleener) ko kis baat ki naseehat kartay hain?
Driver:Mahnat Kar Hasad Na Kar
Nasir Shahzad: app apnay driver brother ko kia messege dain gay
Driver: Tu lang ja sadi khair aay
Nasir Shahzad:agar app say private question poochoon tu?
Driver: Papu Yaar Tang Na Kar

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Interview River
 

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