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Interviewer

INTERVIEWER:TEL ME OPPOSIT OF GUD
SRDAR:BAD
INT:COME
SDR:GO
INT:UGLY
SDR:PICHLI
INT:UGLY
SDR:PICHLI
INT:SHUTUP
SDR:KEEP TOKING
INT:GET OUT
SDR:COME IN
INT:OH MA GOD
SDR:OH MA DEVIL
INT:U R REJECTED
SDR:I M SELE




· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Interview
 
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True Or False?

In an interview 2 asked by aishwariya rai.
What is ur papa name?>
She replied:
Pehlwaan.
Amarjit.
Phaska.
Amratsar.


lahori481@yahoo.com
lahori481@hotmail.com

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Interview
 
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Sms / Exams

Waseem Mughal

Mazaq

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia

· 1 Like · Jun 01, 2010 at 14:06
Category: exams Tags: Interview
 
Sms / Sardar

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Sardar In Interview

A Sardar in an interview said to Boss:
I want 1 lac salary, 1 flat & 1 car.
Boss: I--ll give you 5 lac salary, 2 flats and 3 cars!
Sardar: mazak kyun ve karde ojee!!
Boss: Shuru kinny kita se.


if u like than send sms on 03012661435

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar Tags: Interview Sardar
 
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Nasir Shahzad Ka Tarak Driver Say Interview

Nasir Shahzad: Aaj Kal App ki roozee kaisee chal rahee hai
Driver: Naseeb Apna Apna
Nasir Shahzad:Aap kay nazdeek Kabl-e-Ahtaram Shakhsiat?
Driver: Maan Ki Dua Janat Ki Hawa
Nasir Shahzad:Aap apnay assistant (Kleener) ko kis baat ki naseehat kartay hain?
Driver:Mahnat Kar Hasad Na Kar
Nasir Shahzad: app apnay driver brother ko kia messege dain gay
Driver: Tu lang ja sadi khair aay
Nasir Shahzad:agar app say private question poochoon tu?
Driver: Papu Yaar Tang Na Kar

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Interview River
 
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Shagerd

Ek dafa ek bachey ko us key maan school dakhel (bherti) kerwaney ja rahi thi. Bachey ki maan ney kahak key teacher key sat meethi meethi bateyn kerni hain. Teacher ney interview mey poocha. Tumharey Abu ka kia naam hey? Bachey ney jawab dia Laddo. Pher teacher ney poocha key tumharey maan ka kia naam hey? Bachey ney jawab dia Ras Gulla. Teacher ney pher poocha key Quaid-e-Azam kahan paida huway? Bachey ney jawab dia Mithai key Dabbay meyn. Ye thi meethi meethi batain

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Interview
 
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Ik Kokri Wala Larka.....

ik larka hota hai wo nokri laynay jata hai wahan par oska interview hota hai interview wala banda os ay puch ta hai . kay ap ko kia chahiyah . wo kaita hai ik gari,ik ghar , ik noka... phir os ko interview walay khatayhain k bahi hum ap ko ik ki jaga 2car dayin gay or ik gahr k bajii hum ap ko 2 ghar dain gay or ik nokar ki jaga 2nokar daygay wo jo banda nokari laynay atta hai wo kay ta hai sahab q mazaq kar rahay ho wo khata hai phlay shooro kay nay kia tha

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Interview
 
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Kofta

4 dost kaheen nokree kay liay apply karnay jatay hain. Unn main say pehlay wala interview deenay jata hai . Uss say poochtay hain keh tumharay ab din main kia mamoolat hotay hain he sayz main suboh ko kaam per jata hoon raat ko ghar aa jata hoon orr aa ker koftay ko lagta hoon orr so jata hoon . doosray ko bulatay hain uss say bhee yahee sawal kartay hain keh tumharay kia mamoolat hain woh kehta hai keh main siboh ko utth ker nashta ker kay job find karta hoon orr raat ko aa ker koftay ko lag ker so jata hoon teesray say bhee yahee sawal kartay hain orr woh bhee yahee kehta hai keh main bhee suboh ko job find karta hoon orr raat ko aa ker koftay ko lagta hoon orr so jata hoon 4th ko bulatay hain uss say poochtay hain keh tum aaj kal kia karta ho woh kehta hai keh main sara din job find karta hoon orr raat ko aa ker so jata hoon afsar baray khush hotay hain keh challo yeh koftay ko naheen lagta iss ko job day detay hain woh poochtay hain keh tumhara kia naam hai to woh jawab deta hai KOFTA

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Interview
 
Sms / Friendship

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Interview

Eik Sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye interview tha.
Interviewer ne question kia: -?Sardar sahib electric motor kesay chalti hay??
Sardar jee:
.
.
TorrRrRrRrRrRrRrRr???


Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship Tags: Interview Ijazat
 
Sms / Love

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Misc

HAIRCUTS, THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

Women-s version:

Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That-s so cute!

Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn-t sure when
she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don-t
think it-s too fluffy looking?

Woman1: Oh God no! No, it-s perfect. I-d love
to get my hair cut like that, but I think my
face is too wide. I-m pretty much stuck with
this stuff I think.

Woman2: Are you serious? I think your face is
adorable. And you could easily get one of those
layer cuts - that would look so cute I think.
I was actually going to do that except that I was
afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman1: Oh - that-s funny! I would love to have
your neck! Anything to take attention away from
this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman2: Are you kidding? I know girls that
would love to have your shoulders. Everything
drapes so well on you.

Men-s version:

Man1: Haircut?

Man2: Yeah.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love Tags: Interview
 
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