Eak bachay ki ammi (intresting joke)..

Aik bachay ki ammi us ko ghar may chor kar bazar chalay gain thin,or ghar kay saray darwazay lock kar dia thay,us ko bohot zoor say peshab aa raha tha woh bath room gia to bath room ka darwaza loock tha,us nay khirki say bahar peshab kar dia nechay say cholay wala ja raha tha us kay cholon per peshab gir gia,us nay bola ooay tu nay yeh kya kia phir neh bola may abhi uper aa kar tojhay batata hoon,bachay nay bola tum uper kaisay aao gay darwaza to bandh hay cholay walay nay bola main tumhara peshab pakar pakar kar uper aaoon ga bachay nay bola main rok rok kar peshab karon ga tu patakh patakh kar mar jaiy ga