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Asfand Yar

Smile is a bird

Who flies Frm
face to face..

May ur lips
Give it a better nest
so that..
It may stay there

Forever
and
Ever
So..
?keep SMILING



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- I--m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

- girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u-

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Teacher: If I buy an item for Rs.12.75
and sell it for 15.25
Its loss or profit

Student: Profit in Rs and loss in Paisas

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K.E.S.C main job ayi ha.sallary Rs 20.000.kerna hai to reply karo.ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai.bus bijlli ki taron per geella kapra marna hai.bus.................


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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????
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bolo boloo??
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kuch to bolo?
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answer:-
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tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega !!!



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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Plz give me a Ans:
Aik ------- larki ------- par beath kar -------geet ga rahi thi.
In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let--s see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear


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A ki biwi B
B ki bhabi C
C ki beti V
V ka dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki biwi T
batain A or T ka kya ristha hua?




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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don--t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust
me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you
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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Hello hello mera lelo


kya?


Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?


ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?


AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?



DIL






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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain



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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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