0306 5353335

Mother: beta bohat raat ho gaee hay tum kotay par kia kar rahay hoo....

Son: mama chand dekh raha hoon ....

Mother: beta raat bohat ho gaee hay tum bhi nechay ajaoo aur chand ko kahoo kay ghar chalee jay

only for girls
0306-5353335

Doctor: is waqt ya andaza lagana kay app ko koon si bemari hay zara mushkil hay meray khayal main ya nashay ki waja say hay.

Mareez: Theek hay doctor sahib main ab us waqt aoon ga jab app nashay main nahi hoongay.

if u like then what i can do

only for girls contact
0306-5353335

Doctor: Mrs Malik app kay leay khushi ki khabar hay.
Lady: main Mrs Malik nahi sirf Ms. Malik hoon
Doctor: phir app kay leay bori khabar hay.

aray samajh agia tu hansta keon nahi....

this contact # is only for islamabad girls
NASIR SHAHZAD ............... 0306-5353335

Professor First Lecture:

Shhh.. walk slowly during lecture, the class will wakeup.

Q: What--s a 68?
A: I do me and U owe me!

ONE ADVICE FOR MR. AHMED MADNI.

MR.AHMED MADNI AAJ TUM NAY 2 KAAM KARNAY HAIN.
(SAME JAISAY TUM NAY 2 QASAMAIN KHAI HAIN.)

BHAI MERAY YA APNA NAME AISA RAKHO KAY TUMHARAY JOKES KAY SATH MATCH KARAY.

YA PHIR APNAY JOKES AISAY LIKHO KAY TUMHARAY NAME KAY SATH MATCH KARIAN.

(MADNI NAME BOHAT PAAK NAME HAY ISLEAY AUR HUM SAB MUSLIM IS NAME KI BOHAT EHTAIRAM BHI KARTAIN HAIN)

Mobile Shairy ... !

Asi Dil Day Mobile Vich
Tuhaday Pyar di sim pawaii ay

kita load main card armana da
tay dard tone bhar waee ay

nit harastan naal inoon charge kardaan
tay vich hijar the batteri pawaii ay

teri yaad day signal aanday har pal
par call kadi na aee ay

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App ki shairy Bohat achee hay SANA
app kay leay.

khobsorati ko zaroorat nahi sanwarnay ki.
sadgi main bhi kiamat ki ada hoti hay.