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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight
kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34
kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the
doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a
problem. ""What-s the problem?""asked the doctor. ""I-m
2400 kms from home.""

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A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the
Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat
his friend asks him ""kyon sardarji, kya baat hai?
Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"" Sardarji
replies ""Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema
hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata ""


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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with
him. Somebody stops him and asks ""kyon bhai ye sab
kyon leke baithe ho?"" Sardarji replies ""Saali train
late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun""

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Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on thetrain 20 rupees to wake him up when the station
arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly
shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed
when he saw the mirror. Said his wife "" What-s the matter?"" Replied he ""The cheat on the train has taken
my 20 rupees and woken up someone else""

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Two Sardars were playing CHESS!!!


Really!!!

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A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to
claim it
and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, ""I want my 20 lakhs.

The man replied, ""No, sir. It doesn-t work that way. We give you
one lakh
today and then you-ll get
the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks.""
The Sardar said, ""Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it
and I want
it.""
Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day
and the rest
during the next 19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, ""Look, I want my
money! If
you-re not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want
my five rupees back!""

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A Sardar walks into a casino and sees a Pepsi Machine. He puts in a dollar and gets a soda. He kept doing this until three hours later a man walks up to him and asks, ""What are you going to do with all these sodas?"" and he replies,""Shut up, can-t you see i-m winning?""

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ONCE,A TEACHER TELLS THE STUDENTS TO SAY QUTUB MINAR DELHI MEIN HAI.
THE TEACHER SEES THAT A SARDAR STUDENT IS NOT SPEAKING.
THE TEACHER TELLS THE SARDAR TO SPEAK THE LINE ALONE.
THE SARDAR SPEAKS OUT- DELHI MEIN KUTTA BEMAR HAI.

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Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said --I--m 1yr elder to you--.



Sardar said --Oh! No Problem Soniye, I--ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How--ll U divide, Ur 3 children?



Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR



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Sardar was writing something very slowly.



Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?



Sardar: I--m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can--t read very fast.



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Flash news: A Two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..



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Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.



Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.



Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.



The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

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Ek Sardar puri zindagi
sochta raha
sochta raha
or sochte sochte
margaya
k agar meri behan k 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kiyoun hain.

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Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya?

Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
03348123429
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Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun? to sardar bola mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae

............................................

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Aik sardar ko sari raat machron ne tang kia aur us ka khoon petay rahay, sardar ne tang aa kar Zeher pi lia aur bola, Saalo ab khoon piyo..hahaa ....... Sumaira 03145506476 -

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There is this group of 7 Sardars who plan to go to Delhi to thank the President Dr. Zail Singh for his revolutionary policies, from which they have greatly benefited. Moreover, they are his old friends, and are longing to dine with the president. They agree that it would be to use a taxi. So they go to a taxi driver and ask him how much a ride would cost.

The driver frets a little and tells them, Sahab! If only four of you were to be there I would charge you just the meter rate, but then since seven of you would be there, you have to give me Rs. 10/- more.

The Sardars agree and decide to take the taxi. The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan. The meter shows Rs. 18/-, so the taxi driver says, You have to pay me Rs. 28/-.

Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7. This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:

7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).

7

--

21

21

--

0

--

The driver (naturally) is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of the Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of exultant happiness is written on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.

Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake. They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the President of the nation! After all the initial formalities are completed, they ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare. Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says,

See, I am not good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something I am an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi driver and check the result. This is how do for those tax forms I get very often.

The process is slow but is sure. The other sardars nod their heads

(?) in appreciation.

The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:

13

13

13

13

13

13

13

--

28

--

i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=28

so this checks out. He then says, Yes, it--s correct. But I can also call my close friend and Finance man Manmohan Singh. It is always better that he rechecks it. After all, he is a Finance man, you know! Manmohan Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that he doesn--t think it is a bad deal but says, No problem!

I will verify it via mathematical computation. I--ll verify it with multiplication. That is the best technique for this, you see! While others watch in admiration, Manmohan Singh goes on to write as shown:

13

x7

---

21

7

--

28 This checks out as well.

--

Then he says, This is really fine. There should be no problem, President Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods. Peace reigns at the President--s residence as the inhabitants and guests remain in quite contentedness while they reminisce about their astute abilities on solving a problem in a successful fashion.


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aik sardar baap ki death par ro raha tha,phir us ki sister ka phone aaya aur sardar zyada ronay lag gaya, lgogn ne pocha k kya hua, SARDAR:mere phan da abba v mr gya

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