Sardar

aik sardar lahre sy jalander janay wali train main bath gaya tu usay piyas lagi wo train sy uter ker pani peenay k liya chala gaya jaisay hi us nay nalka khola train ki ceeti baji sardar nalka khula chor k train main bath gaya aur saray rastay chup raha jalender pohncha tu us k ghar waloon nay poocha lahore ka kia haal hai wo chup raha ghar waloon nay fir poocha lahore ka kia haal hai sardar ji bolay ya rurr gaya hona ya roran wala hona(ya bah gaya ho ga ya behnay wala ho ga)

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Sardar:Beta ye kaisa maches laye ho aik b nahi jal rehi..

Beta:Kya baat kertay ho papa sub check ker k laya hun.....

A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, ""Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly!"" The voice from the other side responded, ""You fool you-ve dialed the wrong extension!

Do you know who you-re talking to, dumbo?""

""No"", replied the trainee

""It-s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"" The Sardarji shouted back, ""And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?""

""No."", replied the Managing Director. ""Thank God!"", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!

A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he-s in serious financial trouble. He-s so
desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray........

Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I-ve lost my business and if I don-t get some money, I-m going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto"".
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
The Sardarji goes back to the Temple........
""Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I-ve lost my business, my house and I-m going to lose my car as well"". Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!!

Back to the temple.................. ""My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?
I-ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.. I don-t often ask you for help
and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won-t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???"".

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarji is confronted by the voice of Lord ""SARDARJI, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST"".

Sardar Dhakaan Singh is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time
a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out
of the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the zoo
but wandering freely. Zoo people requested sardar to go inside and trap
the tiger in a cage. Scared but to avoid insult he went into the zoo in his
jeep carrying a big gun.

While driving on one of the zoo-s roads, he noticed that the tiger is
chasing him. Feeling scared he drove the jeep fast but only to observe
that the tiger is very near to the jeep. At that time the road separated
into two paths ahead, one to the left and other to the right. Then
cleverly dhakaan put the left indicator on and turned the jeep to
the road on right. The tiger runs into the left path. With a sigh of
relief, he drove forward. After some time the roads meet and the same
situation arises again. once more the road divides into two and this
time our sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on and
turned to left. This time the tiger goes into the road on right side.

After some time the roads meet again to our sardar-s misfortune and the
tiger starts to chase him again. This time the road never divides and
our sardar thought the tiger would catch him. Then a brilliant idea
struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the left corner
of the road. Then he held his hand outside and a gives signal which is
given for vehicles which want to overtake. The tiger this time
overtakes his jeep and runs forward.


NOW TELL ME WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY??
ANSWER BELOW............

Keep guessing....
MORAL: ""There are Sardar Communities in Tigers too"".

Q. How does an Sardar scratch his head?

A. He scratches his palm applies the palm to his head.

Sardar Joginder Singh was a great hunter. One day he was telling his historical hunting story of rhinos in the jungle of Tanganyika to his friends in his house.

His wife was a nurse and was in the hospital that time.

Story begins:

Sardar Joginder Singh- I was going to jungle to hunt someone beast when I saw a rhino rushing to me.

I pulled out my sword and cut the front leg of rhino. I put it on right shoulder and made a way to return. Then I saw a female rhino rushing to me in very angry mood. Once there was another battle with female rhino. Finally, I shot dead the female rhino and cut the one leg of that female rhino and put it on my left shoulder. Now I had two legs of rhinos on my shoulders to keep them for memory.


""Suddenly telephone bell rings and Sardar Joginder Singh leaves the meeting to attend the telephone. The phone call was from his wife. He talks her for about 10 minutes and returns to his friends""


Sardar Joginder Singh so what was I saying?


Both legs were on your shoulders--- NEXT? One audience replied.


What next? I pushed and pumped and pumped again and again.

And then there was the one about the Sardar who starved to death in the shower. Apparently, the shampoo instructions on the bottle said ""Lather. Rinse. Repeat.""...