Jis Tarf Dekhu apka Hi Nam Likha Hai, wah wah
Upar 'Most Wanted, Neeche 5Lakh Ka inaam likha hai. .

Smart hone ki sabse bari problem . . . . Sb larkiyn ko lgta h k iski pehle se hi girlfriend hogi . . Or Isi waja se aj tk single hn me

DOST: Meri Baat Maan, BV Ki Tareef Kia Ker, Shayed Halaat Theek Ho Jaayin, Woh Ghar Gaya Or BV Se Bola, Achi Lag Rahi Ho, BV: Kya? ADMI: Hoor Lagti Ho Hoor, BV Ronay Lagi Or Boli, Aaj Ka Din Hi Manhoos Hai, Beti Ne Dinner Set Torr Dia, Beta Zakhmi Ho Gaya, Or Ab , Tum Pee K Aa Gaye.

Aqal Mand Aadmi Jb Koi Khaas Aur Ehm Fesla Krta Hy To Boht Sochta Hy, Dil-o-Dimagh Ki Sunta Hy Halaat ko Parakhta Hy Daleel Or Mantaq ko Zer-e-Ghor Lata Hy Musbat Or Manfi Pehlu ka Jaeza Leta Hy Apny Walidain Or Behn Bhaiyon Se Raaye Leta Hy Aur Aakhir Mein Wohi Krta Hy Jo Uski Bv Kehti Hai... hahaha

Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho, Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho. Kasam Se Wo Ada To Apki Jan Le Leti Hai Jab zukhaam Me Aap Nak Se Gubbara Fulate Ho.

shayar ne Larki ko dekh k arz kia teri smile me kya chamak hy Larki smile kar k boli Mere "toothpaste me namak hy

Zindgi may Kabi haar na mano apni life may Itna aagy barho Itna aagy barho K aagy wala ruk k kahy . . . . . . jaa tu phely dafa hoja.

1StuDnt CLass mE bOht OCHal Rha tha TeAcHr:AP k PaPa APko AmroD bOht khilate H? Boy:G Ha Lakin APko kese Pata?: TeAcHr:APkE AnDr k keery se

SUPER GHAZAL . Aik chaadar ko raah-e-mehboob me bicha dena, . Main mar jaon to usay mera kafan bana dena, . . Boht roye ga mjhe dekh dekh kar wo shakhs, . Is liye dair na lagana mjhe jaldi dafna dena, . . Lagana ek poda meri qabr k sirhane . Mere yaar k aansu usko pila dena, . . Agr boht roye meri qabr pe to . Mjhe nikaal kr usay dafna dena . Or kehna . Le tu mar ja manh0os . Marna b haram kar diya . Ghor se parhne ka Shukriya..! or Muskurane ka bhi....