First Law of Chhichhora pan

Newton's "First Law of Chhichhora pan"

"Every chhichhora continues to do chhichhorpan unless a chamaat or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impressed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is called bezati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, if Beghairty remains constant. Bezati is that charateristic due to which a begairat is compelled to change his state of begairti into Ghairat";-)