Chinese President

ONCE THERE WAS A MEETING OF CHINESE PRESIDENT WITH U.S.A. PRESIDENT, BILL CLINTON. BUT THERE WAS ONLY ONE PROBLEM, WHICH WAS THAT THE CHINESE PRESIDENT COULDN-T SPEAK ENGLISH, BUT HIS ASSISTANT DOES. HIS ASSISTANT TOUGHT HIM SOME SENTENCES IN ENGLISH TO SAY TO BILL CLINTON. HIS ASSISTANT SAID THAT WHEN EVER THE PRESIDENT COMES INFRONT OF U, U SAY, ""HI, HOW ARE U?"" AND THEN BILL CLINTON WOULD REPLY THAT,"" I AM FINE"", AFTER THAT U SAY, "" ME TOO"". OK. THOSE WERE SOME SENTENCES THAT CHINESE PRESIDENT HAD TO SAY TO BILL CLINTON.
WHEN THE MEETING BEGINS, CHINESE PRESIDENT SAID, ""HI WHO ARE YOU?"", BILL CLINTON REPLIED, "" I AM USA-s PRESIDENT AND HILLARY-S HUSBAND"", CHINESE PRESIDENT SAID, ""ME TOO"". THEN THE WHOLE STAFF START LAUGHING INCLUDING THE CHINESE PRESIDENT, ALTHOUGH HE DOESN-T KNOW WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING. THE ONLY PERSON THAT WAS NOT LAUGHING WAS THE CHINESE PRESIDENT-S ASSISTANT. HE SAID, ""ITS ALL SROD UP"".

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