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Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Faqer: Pani Mile Ga? Bacha: Lassi Ho Jaye Tho ?
Faqer: Pani mile ga? Bacha: Lassi ho jaye tho ? Faqer: Bohut acha, wo 3 Pyalay pi k bola: Gar mein Koi Lassi nahi pita Kya? Bacha: Pitay tho hai Par aaj Lassi mein Chipkali gir gai thi Faqer ne piyala zameen pe de mara Bacha: Ammi ! Faqeer ne Pyala tor dia Ammi: Offo Ab Munna poti kis mein kare ga.
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Nov 05, 2013 at 13:11
Category: jokes
Tags: Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Islamic
Kashif Yaqoob
Hum Jis Masjid Me Namaz Ada Krty Hn Wahan Hamy Wazo K Lye Pani,
Hum Jis Masjid Me Namaz Ada Krty Hn Wahan Hamy Wazo K Lye Pani, Hawa K Lye Fan, Roshni K Lye Lights.generator. Carpet, Imam etc Fraham Kia Jata Hy Ta K Hamy Namaz Me Asani Ho Is K Badly Me Hm Masjid Ko Mahana Kya Dety Hn? 10,20,50 ziada sy ziada sirf 100 rupay bs Jb K Hm TV Cable(300) or Internet(1200) ki Fee hr mah baqaidgi sy ada krty hn Zra Sochye! muslman ka paisa kahn khrch ho rha ha Is SMS ko aam kijie ALLAH TALA Zaroor Ajar De ga..?
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Nov 02, 2013 at 15:11
Category: islamic
Tags: Islam Sms Namaz
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Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Sbzi Wla Sbzi Pr Pani Chrak Rha Tha,
Sbzi wla sbzi pr pani chrak rha tha, .
"Kafi dair h0 gaeyi t0
1 Admi gussay se b0la:
"Bhai agar
Bhindi h0sh me agae
h0 t0
1 kil0 dai d0...:-D;-)
"Kafi dair h0 gaeyi t0
1 Admi gussay se b0la:
"Bhai agar
Bhindi h0sh me agae
h0 t0
1 kil0 dai d0...:-D;-)
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May 27, 2013 at 15:05
Category: funny
Tags: Jokes Funny Admi Sms
Sms / Islamic
Kashif Yaqoob
Samundar K Karway Pani Ko ''allah''
Samundar K Karway Pani ko ALLAH Meetha kar k Uthata hy
Aur
Barish ki shakal mein Barsata hy
Baraf bana kar pak karta hy
wahan se
naddi, Nalon,
ki surat Darya mein girtey huy Zamino ko Sairab karta wapas Samundar mein ja girta hy,
Yehi Pani Bakri se Doodh,
Hiran se Mushk
Makhi se Shehad
Saanp se Zehar
Seep se moti
Aur
insaan k liye Zindagi ban jata hy,
Yehi Pani Darakhton mein Aam, Saib, Anaar Naryal
ban jata hy,
Phir sab ka Rang, ZaiQa, Khushbo, Taseer alag alag aur Juda,
Ye Sab Ajaibaat ALLAH ne ek Pani mein Rakhe hain.
Aur tum apne "RAB" ki kon kon si Naimaton ko jhutlao gay.
Aur
Barish ki shakal mein Barsata hy
Baraf bana kar pak karta hy
wahan se
naddi, Nalon,
ki surat Darya mein girtey huy Zamino ko Sairab karta wapas Samundar mein ja girta hy,
Yehi Pani Bakri se Doodh,
Hiran se Mushk
Makhi se Shehad
Saanp se Zehar
Seep se moti
Aur
insaan k liye Zindagi ban jata hy,
Yehi Pani Darakhton mein Aam, Saib, Anaar Naryal
ban jata hy,
Phir sab ka Rang, ZaiQa, Khushbo, Taseer alag alag aur Juda,
Ye Sab Ajaibaat ALLAH ne ek Pani mein Rakhe hain.
Aur tum apne "RAB" ki kon kon si Naimaton ko jhutlao gay.
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Apr 10, 2013 at 14:04
Category: islamic
Tags: Allah
News / Science Technology
Ijunoon
Chandpar Pani Ka Karaamad Zakhira Nasa
امریکی خلائی ایجنسی ناسا کے مطابق چاند پر مٹی میں پانی کی بڑی مقدار ہے جس کے بنا پر خلا باز چاند پر رہ سکتے ہیں۔
ناسا کے سائنسدان اس نتیجے پر اس تجربے کی معلومات حاصل کر کے پہنچ پائے ہیں جس تجربے م...
مزید پڑھیں
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Oct 22, 2010 at 11:10
Category: science-technology
Sms / Ghazal
Shahbaz Ishaq
Pani Ankh Main Bhar K Laya Ja Sakta Hai
Pani ankh main bhar k laya ja sakta hai
ab bhi jalta sheher bachaya ja sakta hai
aik mohabat aur wo bhi nakam mohabat
lekin es se kam chalaya ja sakta hai
Dil par pani penay ati hain umeeden
es chashmay main zeher milaya ja sakta hai
mujh benam se pughtay hain Farhad o Majnoo
ishq main kitna naam kamaya ja sakta hai
phatta purana khwab hai mera phir bhi Tabish
es main apna aap chupaya ja sakta hai...!
Abbas Tabish
ab bhi jalta sheher bachaya ja sakta hai
aik mohabat aur wo bhi nakam mohabat
lekin es se kam chalaya ja sakta hai
Dil par pani penay ati hain umeeden
es chashmay main zeher milaya ja sakta hai
mujh benam se pughtay hain Farhad o Majnoo
ishq main kitna naam kamaya ja sakta hai
phatta purana khwab hai mera phir bhi Tabish
es main apna aap chupaya ja sakta hai...!
Abbas Tabish
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Jun 12, 2012 at 17:06
Category: ghazal
Sms / Ramazan
Shahbaz Ishaq
Agr Sehri Mai Pani K
Agr sehri mai pani k last 3 sips mai
.
SUBHAN ALLAH,
ALHAMDULILAH,
JAZAKALLAH.
.
parh lia jaye to pyas nai lagti.
Ap b yad rakhe oron ko b btaye
JazakAllah.
.
SUBHAN ALLAH,
ALHAMDULILAH,
JAZAKALLAH.
.
parh lia jaye to pyas nai lagti.
Ap b yad rakhe oron ko b btaye
JazakAllah.
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Jul 27, 2011 at 12:07
Category: ramazan
Sms / Punjabi Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Punjab Vich Inna Pani Ay...
Punjab vich inna Pani ay...
5 Darya,
135 Nehran,
1,76,250 nalkay,
14,000 chhapparr,
192550 motoran,
Ty kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai. Ly dus.
5 Darya,
135 Nehran,
1,76,250 nalkay,
14,000 chhapparr,
192550 motoran,
Ty kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai. Ly dus.
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Apr 15, 2011 at 07:04
Category: punjabi-sms
Tags: Punjab
Sms / Occasions
Waseem Mughal
Pyasa Pani
Kon kehta hai k pani ko tarastay thay "HUSSAIN"
UN KAY HONTON ko tarasta raha pyaasa pani...
UN KAY HONTON ko tarasta raha pyaasa pani...
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Dec 25, 2009 at 12:12
Category: occasions
Tags: Honton
Sms / Marital Woes
Pani Peeta Hain Pipe Se
Pani peeta hain pipe se
Apple khata hain knife se
Uski bhi kya life hain yaaron
Jootay khata hai wife se
Apple khata hain knife se
Uski bhi kya life hain yaaron
Jootay khata hai wife se
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Sep 25, 2009 at 11:09
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Punjabi Sms
Ijunoon
Main Bulbla Si Ek Pani Da, Do Pal Jee K Muk Chaliea.
Main bulbla si ek pani da, do pal jee k muk chaliea.
Main rat di aakh da athru si, suraj di kirn pai te main suk chaliea. Aas rakhda si suhavne musam di, aj haneraian de vich luk chaliea.
Ek Sapna dekhiaa c aakh meri ne, jehra adh vich tut chaliea.
Main rat di aakh da athru si, suraj di kirn pai te main suk chaliea. Aas rakhda si suhavne musam di, aj haneraian de vich luk chaliea.
Ek Sapna dekhiaa c aakh meri ne, jehra adh vich tut chaliea.
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Nov 19, 2007 at 08:11
Category: punjabi-sms
Sms / Sardar
Ijunoon
Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya tou wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya tou wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar
Tags: Biwi
Sms / Ascii
Ijunoon
Tabiyat Pani?
,.,.,
( 'c' )
>' <
KEM-CHHO?
,.,.,
('c' )
>' <
MAJA MA CHHO?
,..,
c"" .)
>' <
TABIYAT PANI?
OK !
Toh sms karo nee baba !!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: ascii
Sms / Friendship
Ijunoon
Sawal Pani Ka Nahi Pyaas Ka Hai,
Sawal pani ka nahi pyaas ka hai,sawal maut ka nahi saans ka hai,dost to duniya me bahut hain magar, sawal dosti ka nahi VISHWAS ka hai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Sms / Santa Banta
Unknown
Pani Thunda Hai
ik dafa ik teacher ne satna se kaha k BARIF
KO JUMLE(santence)main istimal karo
tu santa ne kaha pani thunda hai
teacher ne ghuse se kaha k is jumle main BARIF kahan hai
tu santa ne masomeyat se kaha k sir barif tu pigal gai
KO JUMLE(santence)main istimal karo
tu santa ne kaha pani thunda hai
teacher ne ghuse se kaha k is jumle main BARIF kahan hai
tu santa ne masomeyat se kaha k sir barif tu pigal gai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Lehro Se Pani Ko
Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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