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Shahbaz Ishaq
Students 1st Law Of Tension
Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, Where the kal parhun ga" remains constant.
StuDeNTs 1st law of tension:-D
StuDeNTs 1st law of tension:-D
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Jun 14, 2012 at 16:06
Category: exams
Tags: Student
Sms / Exams
Waseem Mughal
According To Newton's 4th Law For Exams
According to newton's 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
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Jan 25, 2011 at 14:01
Category: exams
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Sms / Funny
Noman Nomi
First Law Of Chhichhora Pan
Newton's "First Law of Chhichhora pan"
"Every chhichhora continues to do chhichhorpan unless a chamaat or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impressed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is called bezati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, if Beghairty remains constant. Bezati is that charateristic due to which a begairat is compelled to change his state of begairti into Ghairat";-)
"Every chhichhora continues to do chhichhorpan unless a chamaat or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impressed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is called bezati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, if Beghairty remains constant. Bezati is that charateristic due to which a begairat is compelled to change his state of begairti into Ghairat";-)
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Oct 05, 2009 at 13:10
Category: funny
Sms / Marital Woes
Why Does Not Law Permit A Man To Marry A Second Woman?
Q: Why does not law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Funny
Mohammad Asif
Newtons Law Of Romance
Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED
FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED
FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Mohammad Asif
Newtons 3rd Law Of Ishq
Newtons 3rd Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl,
continue to be in love with her and
a girl in love with a boy,
continue to be in love with him,
untill on unless any external agent
(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.
a boy in love with a girl,
continue to be in love with her and
a girl in love with a boy,
continue to be in love with him,
untill on unless any external agent
(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
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Mohammad Asif
Newtons 2nd Law Of Ishq
Newtons 2nd law of ishq
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl
towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous
bank balance of the boy and the direction of
this love is same to as increament or decreament of
the bank balance.
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl
towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous
bank balance of the boy and the direction of
this love is same to as increament or decreament of
the bank balance.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Arshad Hassan
Newtons First Law Of Ishq…
Newtons First Law of ishq
The force applied while proposing a girl
By a boy is equal and opposite to
The force applied by the girl while using her sandals...
The force applied while proposing a girl
By a boy is equal and opposite to
The force applied by the girl while using her sandals...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
My Mother In Law Was Bitten By A Mad Dog!
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.""
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.""
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Love
Unknown
Newtons New Law
? like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend
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03332081848
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Sa Law Saala
Judge:tum had se barh rahe ho
Lawyer:kon saala aisa kehta hai
judge:how dare u call me saala
Lawyer:my lord i said kaunsa lawkehta hai
Lawyer:kon saala aisa kehta hai
judge:how dare u call me saala
Lawyer:my lord i said kaunsa lawkehta hai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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Unknown
Devar G (brother In Law)
Husband aur wife car mein kahin ja rahe thay. Raste mein unn ki car k samney aik gadha(donkey) aa gaya. husband ne wife se kaha k apney rishteydar ko kaho k raste hat jai. wife boli. Devar g zara rasta dena humain jaldi hai..
Sms me @ 0313-4862471
Sms me @ 0313-4862471
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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Unknown
Mother In Law
Angel said:
i cant be everywhere to help u So i created MOTHER!
Devil replied: Me too cant be everywhere
So I created
MOTHER-IN-LAW... ;)
i cant be everywhere to help u So i created MOTHER!
Devil replied: Me too cant be everywhere
So I created
MOTHER-IN-LAW... ;)
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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