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Sms / Good Luck
Shahbaz Ishaq
Happiness As Light As Air
Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 you today n everyday...
Good luck
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 you today n everyday...
Good luck
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Jun 03, 2011 at 06:06
Category: good-luck
Sms / Good Luck
Waseem Mughal
Happiness As Light As Air
Happiness as light as air. LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN. Friends as solid as diamonds and success as bright as gold. These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...
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Oct 16, 2010 at 15:10
Category: good-luck
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ahmed Khan
Air Hostess To Santa
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK?
Kya aap ko chain nahi hai?
Santa: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
Kya aap ko chain nahi hai?
Santa: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
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Sep 30, 2009 at 05:09
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Sardar
Ijunoon
Sardar Ji Calls Air India
Sardar Ji calls Air India.
""How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""
""Just a sec,"" says the representative.
Thank you."" says the Sardar ji and hangs up.
""How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""
""Just a sec,"" says the representative.
Thank you."" says the Sardar ji and hangs up.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: sardar
Tags: India Sardar
Sms / Uncategorized
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Eik Old Man Air Hostis Say Kuch Kaha Us Na Thapar Mar Deya
eik old man ko air hostis na thapar mar deya barabar main hoay man na kaha app na us kya kah deya tha jo us na aap ko thapar mar deya old man na kaha main us pucha pashab ki jaga kahain ha us na kaha peshay main na kaha hamaray zamanay main to aagay hoti thi
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Air Plane
once there were passengers going in an airplane,when suddenly a person calls the airhostess and asks her for a plastic bag as he was feeling a wamit,the airhostess goes in and brings a plastic bag for the man ,the man takes the bag and starts doing wamit in it ,after a while the airhostess returns and was shocked to see dat all the pessangers were doing wamits ,she asks the man (whom she has given the plastic bag)that ""wat happened here"" after she had gone.the man says that ""i was doing wamit and every body was staring me i feeled that i was doing something wrong and ate back all the wamit form the bag.......
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Funny
Unknown
Air & Water
ik dafa school mein ahmed ki ciass ka swiming ka period tha Ahmed ko swiming nahi ati thi.Teacher na Ahmed sa kaha:Ahmed menay suna hai kha tum darya kay pass rehtay hoo phir bhi tumhay swiming nahi atee.
ahmed:teacher mein nay suna hai kha app flat mein rehte hain phir bhi app ko urna nahi ata............................hahahahahaha............................
ahmed:teacher mein nay suna hai kha app flat mein rehte hain phir bhi app ko urna nahi ata............................hahahahahaha............................
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Tags: Water
Sms / Santa Banta
Unknown
Air India
Santa was booked into an Air India flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an aeroplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place.
When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, Santa declared loudly, I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don`t charge me for food and drinks!
So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, Santa began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher and was curious about the food.
Excuse me, what is that drink? he asked.
Santa picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, Milk of India!
Then Santa took out several pieces of chappatis and started feasting.
And what is that dish? asked the curious American.
Wheat of India! replied Santa proudly.
Finally, Santa took out some desserts. He offered some to the American.
What is it? asked the American.
Sweets of India! replied Santa.
After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud `Pooooooooot!` sound (fart) from Santa.
What was that? asked the American, holding his nose in disgust.
Santa replied coolly, That`s Air India.
When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, Santa declared loudly, I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don`t charge me for food and drinks!
So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, Santa began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher and was curious about the food.
Excuse me, what is that drink? he asked.
Santa picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, Milk of India!
Then Santa took out several pieces of chappatis and started feasting.
And what is that dish? asked the curious American.
Wheat of India! replied Santa proudly.
Finally, Santa took out some desserts. He offered some to the American.
What is it? asked the American.
Sweets of India! replied Santa.
After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud `Pooooooooot!` sound (fart) from Santa.
What was that? asked the American, holding his nose in disgust.
Santa replied coolly, That`s Air India.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta
Tags: India
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
By Air
AIK DAFA AIK DEHATEE SHEHAR(CITY) JATA HAI USAY ENGLISH BOLNAY KA BOHAT SHOOQ THA TU JAHAN WO JATA HAI US KAY MAHMAAN US SAY POOCHTAY HAIN KAY KAISAY AEE HO US NAY KAHA BY AIR UNHOON NAY KAHAN KOON SEE AIRLINE PAR TO DEHATEE BOOLA AIRLINE PAR NAHI BUS KI CHAAT PAR BAITH KAY AYA HOOON.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Air Tel
In d indian mobile company AIR TEL.
Actor says: Hamesh bhai kaisa hai?
suna hai dubai me mercedes cahla raha hai. Seth ki hai .
And then says about himself:
Apun ka kya hai KUT RAHA HAI.
jafar481@hotmail.com
koi481@yahoo.com.sg
Actor says: Hamesh bhai kaisa hai?
suna hai dubai me mercedes cahla raha hai. Seth ki hai .
And then says about himself:
Apun ka kya hai KUT RAHA HAI.
jafar481@hotmail.com
koi481@yahoo.com.sg
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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