Samreen Qaisar

Tarash kar mere bazu uraan chhor gaya,

hawa ke paas wo barhana makan chhor gaya,

rifaqaton ka meri usko dhayan kitna tha,

zameen le li magar asman chhor gaya,

ajeeb shakhs tha barish ka rang daikh ke bhi,

khulay dareechay pe ik phool daan chhor gaya,

jo badalon se bhi mujhko chupa ke rakhta tha,

barhi hai dhoop to be saaibaan chhor gaya,

uqab ko thi gharaz fakhta pakarne se,

jo gir gai to yunhi neem jaan chhor gaya,

na jaane kon sa asaib dil main basta hai,

k jo bhi thehra wo akhir makaan chhor gaya,

ek dafa ek sardar ji se ek larki nay kaha k
sardar g ek 100 rupey tu day do kal day doon gi
sardar g nay kah k
tu 200 lay lay magar aaj hi day de

aik bacha examination hall main doodre bache ki copy kar raha tha teacher ne ghuse se kaha tum kaho to us ke saath bitha doon talib ilam nahin mujhe yahan se saaf nazaar aa raha hai HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Maan Nay apnay Bachay say kaha kay Teacher kay sath methi methi batain karnee hain tu bacha bola theek hai......

-------------- interview at school ----------------

Teacher: Tumharay Father ka Kia Name hai?
Student: Ladoo
Teacher: Tumhari Mother ka kia name hai?
Student: Barfee
Teacher: Tumhara Kia name hai?
Student: Rasgulla
Teacher: Tum Kahan Rahtay Hooo?
Student: Methai kay dabay main.

hahahahah

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Shayad main zindagi ki sehar leke aa gaya,
Kaatil ko aaj apne hi ghar le ke aa gaya,

Ta umar dhoondta raha manzil main ishq ki,
Anjaam ye k gard-e-safar le ke aa gaya,

Nashtar hai mere haath mein kaandhon pe maiqada,
Lo main ilaaj-e-dard-e-jigar le ke aa gaya,

"Faakir" sanam kade mein na aata main lot kar,
Ek zakhm bhar gaya tha idhar le ke aa gaya.