Raheel Hussain

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon…

Vo Reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or Narm pero vali,
Matakti hui Andhere me tumare paas aayegi or dhire se bolegi.....

Guess.......?

MIAAVVUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...........

Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain ge chal be chal aagay chal.

Chintoo : (Doctor Se ), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.


Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?


Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.

Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!










Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....










Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????

English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Mohit: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Mohit : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!

jano says: papa mujhy bandar dekhna hai.
papa says:beta wo abhi ye msg read kar raha hai.

husband:ager tum mari gain to main pagal ho jaonga
wife:dosri shadi to nahen karo gey?
husband:pagal ka kia bharosa vohto kuch bhi kar sakta he

Message pe message bhejte ho,
Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
Bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!