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Mohammad Ali Khan

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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Mohammad Ali Khan

Reema Jee

Some one asked Reema what you do when you got up early in the morning?
She answered i go home.

· 3 Like · Feb 01, 2019 at 06:02
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Mohammad Ali Khan

Dua.


· 4 Like · Jan 21, 2019 at 20:01
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Mohammad Ali Khan

Kainat Ka Husn

· 0 Like · Jan 19, 2019 at 11:01
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Mohammad Ali Khan

Mian,biwi Or Kazi

Ak dafaa aak Kazi logoo ka nakka pehrata tha(jo bhak kar ataa tha).aak dafaa aak admi kazi ka pass aaya or kaha mera nakka pehra dhan us na han kar dhee jab nakka ho jata tu kazi logoo sa passa asa mangta jatnee biwi peari ha us lehaz sa da do us admi(jais ka nakka hoi tha) us na 10 Re dha dhe kazi bohat mauase hoia pher hawa ka ak jahonka aaya or us admi ki biwi ka perda ut gaa us ki shakal itni khaufnag thi ka kazi na us admi sa kaha baka lata jaooo

· 2 Like · Jan 15, 2019 at 12:01
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Mohammad Ali Khan

Aik Bacha Golee Nahi Khata Tha To Uss Ki Ammi Nai Usse Kailay Main Band Karkay Dee..............

aik bacha golee nahi kha raha tha to uss kee ammi nay ussay kailay main band karkay dee aur kaha""BAITA KAILA KHA LO"" to jub uss nai kaila khaya to maa nai poocha ""KAILA KAH LIA"" to uss nai kaha""HAAN KAILA KHA KIA LIKIN HADDI PHANK DEE"".

· 2 Like · Jan 06, 2019 at 21:01
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Mohammad Ali Khan

Tension Before Exams

· -1 Like · Dec 10, 2018 at 10:12
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Mohammad Ali Khan

School

aik aurat apnay beatay ko janjour rahi thi school ka waqut hogaya hay tumay school jana hay ammy main school nahi jaun ga mojey school say nafrat hay bachay moujy pasand nahi kartay ustad mojay nafrat ki niga say daktay hay mojay school ka sara staf napasand karta hay magar tumay school jana hay abb tum bachy nahi rahay 40 sall kay hochokay aur school kay head master ho.

· 1 Like · Oct 09, 2018 at 19:10
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Mohammad Ali Khan

Joogar

ek american pakistan aata hai woh taxi rok ker kehta hai clifton jaana hai taxi wala kehta hai main nahen jaa raha abhi joogar karta hoon american poochta hai ye joogar kya hai taxi wala kehta hai joogar nahen bataoon ga bohat keemti hai doosri taxi main bitha deta hai doosri taxi raastay main kharab ho jaati hai american poochta hai abb kya ho ga taxi waala kehta hai abhi joogar karta hoon american poochta hai joogar kya hai taxi wala kehta hai joogar keemti hai nahen batoon ga american wapus america aata hai bush poochta hai pakistan main kya dekha wo kehta hai aur to kuch nahen un kai paas joogar hai bush bara heran hota hai aur musharaf ko pohone ker kay poochta hai joogar chahiey musharaf kehta hai joogar nahen mil sakta keemti hai bush kehta hai jang kai liey tayyar ho jao musharaf kehta hai koie baat nahen men abi joogar kerta hoon.

· 1 Like · Oct 06, 2018 at 05:10
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Mohammad Ali Khan

Umer

AIK CHOOHAY(MOUSE)NE HAATI KAY BACHY SE POOCHA ""YAAR TUMHARI UMER(AGE)KITNI HAI TO HAATI KAY BACHAY NE KAHA 2 SAAL"". PHIR HAATI KAY BACHAY NE KAHA OR TUMHARI TO CHOOHAY KAY BACHAY NE KAHA KAY UMER TO MERI BHI ITNI HI HAI BUS ZARA BEEMAAR REHTA HOON

· 1 Like · Jul 29, 2018 at 13:07
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Mohammad Ali Khan

A Kiss Per Yard

Walking up to a department store-s fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, ""I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?""

""Only one kiss per yard, "" replied the smirking male clerk.

""That-s fine,"" replied the girl. ""I-ll take ten yards.""

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the
clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly
held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man
standing beside her. ""Grandpa will pay the bill,"" she smiled.

· 3 Like · Jul 16, 2018 at 00:07
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Mohammad Ali Khan

Gender : Male
Country : Pakistan

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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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