Amir Rasheed

TUM BIN !

Na Rung Na Roshni Hai
TUM BIN !

Waqt Apni Raftaar Se Chal
Raha Hai,

Bas Dharkan Thami si hai
TUM BIN !

Na Barish Hai Na Dhuwaan,
Phir bhi Dil may Tapish si
Hai TUM BIN !

Bahot Roka Hai Baadal Ko
Barasne Se,

Phir bhi Aankhon Me
Nami si Hai "TuM Bin.

larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera boyfriend ek number ka kameena hai.

Wafa ki jang mai us ko mana lete to acha tha
Anaa ki jang mai aksar judai jeet jati hai

2 students raat mai parhty howy
1st: what''s the time?
2nd ne pathar utha kar samny ghar par mara
1 aurat nikli owr gussy se boli "Kameeno Ab tu so jawo raat ky 3 baj gaye hen.

Father: Beta raat ko kis waqt soye tay?
Son: Mai raat ko 2 baje tak parh raha tha
Father: Lekin 11 bajy tu bejli chali gayi thi
Son: Mai parhny mai etna magan tha ke bejli jany ka pata hi nai chala.

Bhikari shiekh se: Dus rupay de de baba teen din se kuch nahi khaya.
Shiekh: 100 rupay dunga, pehle yeh bata. Dus rupay mai khana kahan se milta hai?

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the.

Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha,

hum saato ne road cross karli

7 kaise..?
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read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arre yaar,

Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.

Tum Tension mat lo.

#funny