Usama Arshad

Iss Baar Kuch Aisa Mein Chahta Hoon
Tum Ko Apna Banaana Chahta Hoon

Bhula Kar Apne Sab Gham
Tumhe Dilse Apnana Chahta Hoon

Tumhe Tumhari Ijazaat Se
Apne Dil Mein Basana Chahta Hoon

Apne Naam K Saath Joar Kar Tumhara Naam
Duniya Ko Sar-E-Aam Dikhana Chahta Hoon

Kab Ho Qubooliyat Ki Ghari Na Jaane
Tumhe Har Dua Mein Mangna Chahta Hoon

Ho Jaao Tum Meri Aur Main Tumhara
Har Pal Bas Yehi Ehsaas Chahta Hoon

Tum Se Hi Ki Bass Mohabbat Main Ne
Apni Sari Zindagi Tumhare Sang Bitana Chahta Hoon

Karta Hai Aaj ASHIQE Ye Iqraar
Main Bass Tumhe Bass Tumhe Hi Chahta Hoon

Haq Ke Saath Kahoon Tumhe Main Apna
Tumse Bass Aaj Main Yehi Raza Chahta Hoon

Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi,
Hahahahahah

Ek Sardar ki wife us se poochti hey keh agar mein mar gai to tum kya karo ge:-
Sardar kehta hey mein pagal ho jaoon ga:-
Wife poochi hey tussi doosri shadi te nahin karo ge na:-
Sardar kehta hey keh pagal te kuch wi kar sakday aa:- :)

ek machaar our makki do no pyar kar lete
do no ki mohabbat hadse bi jada hoti to
shadi karlete shadi kare so frist night ke
din machaar apne dosto k sath 12;00 bajetak
baitta to dosta bolte ja teri bibi tera intezar karri hogi kai kar bhija dete to sida apne ghar jata our phir apne dosto k pas ata to dosta puchte kya hoga phir kyun aya tu machar us bath ka javab nahi deta our us k dosta galya deto phir apne ghar jata our phir dosto kane ata to phir puchte kyun aga to machaar kaheta hai ki o makilaudi sali ALLOUT lagakar soye

Teacher: Now, childern if i saw a man beating a donkey & stopped him, what virtue would i be showing?
Student: Brotherly love

Aik party main 1 aurat ko toilet ka nahi pata tha us nay 1 sardar jee say poocha Sardar jee shoo shoo karne ki jaga dikhain.Sardar jee bole you naughty, pehle aap.

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

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Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?


Aftab khan