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Ashraf Shahid

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 39
Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ashraf Shahid

Best Joke Of The Side

ek dafa ek aadmi kisi chakkar mein phans gaya aur phir us ko police ne pakar liya..... woh wakeel ki paas gaya aur kaha ke mujhe koi tarkeeb batao jis ki waja se mein iss museebat se nikal jaoon.... wakeel ne kaha no problem ..... wakeel kehta hai ke jub judge tum se koi bhi sawal karey tou tum pagal ban jaana aur ulti seedhi harkatein karna .... us ne kaha ok..... jab judge ne us se poocha ke batao tumhara naam kiya hai tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" phir judge ne poocha tum ko police ne kyoun pakra tou woh dobara bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" phir judge ne poocha ke kya tum pagal ho tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" .... judge ne fesla kya ke yeh tou pagal hai isay chorr do....... adalat ke bahar wakeel ne us se poocha dekha meri tarkeeb kaisi thi tum bach gayeeee.... ab laoo meri fees tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"".... ha ha ha

· 1 Like · Oct 07, 2018 at 07:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Poetry / Sad

Ashraf Shahid

Hamen Bhula Dia

· 0 Like · Aug 11, 2018 at 05:08
Category: sad
 
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Ashraf Shahid

Color Of Pakistan,

Color of #Pakistan

· 5 Like · Jul 29, 2018 at 03:07
Category: photos
 
Poetry / Love

Ashraf Shahid

Kaashe Ke Tumhe Khwab Hi Ajaye

kaash ke tumhe khwab hi ajaye
me be panah mohabbat ka

· 0 Like · Apr 03, 2018 at 23:04
Category: love
 
Social Wall / Text

Ashraf Shahid

Un Bewaqoofon Ko Azad Karana Mushkil Hai Jo Apni Zanjeeron Ki Izzat Karte Hain

un bewaqoofon ko azad karana mushkil hai jo apni zanjeeron ki izzat karte hain

· 1 Like · Feb 03, 2017 at 02:02
Category: text
 
Social Wall / Text

Ashraf Shahid

Un Bewaqoofon Ko Azad Karana Mushkil Hai Jo Apni Zanjeeron Ki Izzat Karte Hain

un bewaqoofon ko azad karana mushkil hai jo apni zanjeeron ki izzat karte hain

· 0 Like · Feb 02, 2017 at 10:02
Category: text
 
Social Wall / Text

Ashraf Shahid

Un Bewaqoofon Ko Azad Karana Mushkil Hai Jo Apni Zanjeeron Ki Izzat Karte Hain

un bewaqoofon ko azad karana mushkil hai jo apni zanjeeron ki izzat karte hain

· 0 Like · Feb 01, 2017 at 18:02
Category: text
 
Poetry / 0

Ashraf Shahid

Khushi Aur Gham Ka Rishta

Maine phoolon se puchaa hai
Kaanton se bhi jhagda huwa hai
Puchha maine Khushi kahan rahti hai
Ye gham kahan hota hai

Phool tab muskurayen,kaanton
Ne bhi dikhayi aankh mujhko
Main Thoda sa dar gaya tha par,
Thoda sa sukun tha

Dono ne mil kar tab kaan mera pakda,
Ek raasta dikhaaya
Hume alag kar ke dekho, na paaoge
Kuch bhi, Samajh jao ALAM

Khushi wahin rahti hain,
Jahaan gham ka nagar hota hai
Phool wahin rehte hain
jahan kaanton ka ghar hota hai
Jaao usey ab talaasho,
ab usey jaa kar dhundho

Pahadon se bhi puchha tha
Main ye sawaal yaaro
Gussa aya tha wah bhi par
wah bhi tha muskuraaya

Usne bhi mujhe tab ek raasta
dikhaaya ,Kaha tab usne
Yaar Mere sine par BAaDAL hain
Bijliyan giraatey

Par baarishon ke aagosh me bhi
so jaata hun main aksar
Baghair Baadlon ke na
kuch bhi yaar bhaaten

Samajh jaao ALAm ek baat meri maano,
Thoda sa muskurao
Kabhi bijli kabhi baarish ALAM ye
ek ajib sa asar hota hai

Khushi wahin rahti hain ,
Jahaan gham ka nagar hota hai
Girti hai Bijli wahin jahan
Baaris ka asar hota hai

Na kabhi ghabrao na aansoo bahao,
Thora muskurao

Pahaadon ne kaha hai phoolon se
bhi yaaro ye asar hota hai

Khushi wahin rahti hain ,
Jahaan gham ka dagar hota hai

· 1 Like · Aug 17, 2015 at 13:08
Category: 0
 
Sms / Funny

Ashraf Shahid

Express

aik dafa ka zikar hai k aik aadmi express bus mein safar kar raha hota hai safar bohat lamba hota hai achanak usay rastay mein pati aa jati hai bohat zoor ki woh bus driver kay paas jata hai aur usay kehta hai k mujhey bohat zoo ki pati aai hai bus roko to driver kehta hai k bus express hai yeh nahi ruk sakti lehaza woh aadmi wapas apni seat per ja kay bayth jata hai aur pent mein hi pati kar deta hai thori deer baad driver us say aa k poochta hai k tum nay pati kyun ki to woh aadmi kehta hai k yeh bhi express hai yeh bhi nahi rukti hahahahahah

· 1 Like · May 04, 2015 at 10:05
Category: funny
 

Ashraf Shahid

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Country : Pakistan

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