Ashraf Shahid

jhulas raha hai badan
karb ki dhoop ki tamazat say

ghul raha hai sarapa
hijar ke aansun ki nimi say

pandra ke udas chaand ne
bakhsh di hai chandi mere balun ko

dimak ki tarhan chaat raha hai
dard-e-zindagi mujhe andar say

ek chup ka sannata hai
jo wajud par jamid hai

kuch kirchian hain jazbun ki
jo chubh rahi hain pairon main

tanhaii ka sakit moosam hai
roh par jo barsun say tari hai

aur raat ki rida ohDreh hoye
subk ro hawaa gungunaa rahi hai

Apna wo hai jo bawaqt-e-zarorat kaam aye.

AIK DUFFA AIK GHAR MEIN CHOOR GHUS AYA OR JAHAN PUR MALIK MUCKAN SO RAHEY THEY OS KAMREY MEIN JA KAR LIGHT ON KI OR MALIK MACKAN SE PUCHA SOONA KAHAN HAI TO MALIK BOLA AREY BHAI SAHEB LIGHT OFF KAREN KHAMKHAN DISTURB KAR RAHEN HAIN AAP IDHAR ITNI JUGA PURI HAI KAHIN BHI SOO JAYO!!!!! I HOPE YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND MY JOKE!!!

Boy:"Aaj accident hua,uff
Marte- Marte bacha hu..
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Dad:"Tumhari hi galti hogi..
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Maa:"Beta thik to ho na.. ??
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Sis:"Bhai kahi chot to nahi aayi.. ??
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Bro:"Yaar dhayan se chalayakar..
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Lover:"Tumhe mera Jara bhi khayal
nahi..
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Friend:"
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Ohh shit yaar..TEHRVI ke Laddu Milte-
Milte reh gaye...:p :O :D

Moral:"Dost hote hi kamine hai..

Sabab Ronay Ka Wo Puchien To Itna Kehna Qaasid.....

Mujhay Hansna Nahi Aata Jaha''n Par Tum Nahi Hotay....

Ajab Apna Haal Hota Jo Visaal-E-Yaar Hota,
Kabhi Jaan Sadaqe Hoti Kabhi Dil Nisar Hota,
Na Maza Hai Dushmani Mein Na Hai Lutf Dosti Mein,
Koi Gair Gair Hota Koi Yaar Yaar Hota,
Ye Maza Tha Dillagi Ka K Baraabar Aag Lagati,
Na Tumhe Qaraar Hota Na Hame Qaraar Hota,
Tere Waade Par Sitamagar Abhi Aur Sabr Karte,
Agar Apni Zindagi Ka Hame Aitabaar Hota..!!!

ek dafa ek aadmi kisi chakkar mein phans gaya aur phir us ko police ne pakar liya..... woh wakeel ki paas gaya aur kaha ke mujhe koi tarkeeb batao jis ki waja se mein iss museebat se nikal jaoon.... wakeel ne kaha no problem ..... wakeel kehta hai ke jub judge tum se koi bhi sawal karey tou tum pagal ban jaana aur ulti seedhi harkatein karna .... us ne kaha ok..... jab judge ne us se poocha ke batao tumhara naam kiya hai tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" phir judge ne poocha tum ko police ne kyoun pakra tou woh dobara bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" phir judge ne poocha ke kya tum pagal ho tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" .... judge ne fesla kya ke yeh tou pagal hai isay chorr do....... adalat ke bahar wakeel ne us se poocha dekha meri tarkeeb kaisi thi tum bach gayeeee.... ab laoo meri fees tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"".... ha ha ha