Abdul Jabbar

True story:

A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They Loved each other a lot.....

Girl: slow down a little.. I--m scared..
Boy: No, it--s so fun..
Girl: please.. it--s so scary..
Boy: Then say that you love me..
Girl: Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?
Boy: Give me a big hug.. (The girl gave him a big hug)
Girl: Now can you slow down?
Boy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It--s uncomfortable and
it--s bothering me while I ride.
The next day, there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived. The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn--t want to let the girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he was told the last time that she loved him,got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and die himself.....

our friendship is idle. you happy i happy. you sad i sad. you laught i laught. you cry i cry you jumped out of the window, i look down and cry oh wakho pagal na chall mar dati.

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it--s one leg and
told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it--s second leg and told
the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At
last he cut it--s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn--t walk.
Suddenly sardar said loudly, I found it. If we cut cockroach--s four legs,
it becomes deaf.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardar shouted, You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
drive.


Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board WASH BASIN

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!



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Aik muslim mulk main pakistani,american aur Indian pakre gae aur un ko 10,10 koroon ki sazaa hooee magar kore marne wale ne kaha k tum sab ki aik aik khawaish poori hosakti hai.Sab se pehle american ki bari aaee to os ne kaha ke mery peeth per takkia rakh ker kore lagae jain. to os ki khawaish poori ker dee gahee. Phir hindu ki bari aaee to os ne kaha ke meri peeth per do takkiye rakho, chonanche os ki b khawaish poori ker di gaee,ab musliman ki bari the aur os ne kaha k choonke main muslim hoon meri do khawaishain poori hooni chahye. is per woh razi ho gae.muslim ne kaha k pehli khawaish hai k muje 100 kore lagae jain,is per sab heraan hogae, pher muslim ne kaha k meri peeth per american aur hindu ko bandh diya jae,hahaha