writers Piedmontese Meaning

...riters write, how come fingers don-t fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn-t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught, Why didn-t the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables -> What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play -> Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and -> Drive on parkways How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day -> And as cold as hell on another You have to marvel at the unique lunacy Of a language w...