ritual Chinese Traditional Meaning

...itual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on. 11. Bring a chainsaw, but don-t use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say ""Just in case..."" mysteriously. 12. Type on VAX for awhile. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes about everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing. 13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they-re crazy while typing. 14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting. 15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, ""Oops, I forgot."" 16. Every time you press return and there is processing time required, pray ""Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease,"" and scream ""YES!"" when it finishes. 17. ""Disk fight!"" 18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (it helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends). 19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw. 20. If you-re sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" whenever there is processing time required...