penny Yiddish Meaning

...enny for his thoughts?A: Change.Q: What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.Q: What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor.Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?A: Gifted!Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?A: Branch Manager.Q: What do you see when you look into a surd--s eyes?A: The back of his head.Q: What do a surd and your computer have in common?A: You don--t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.Q: What do you do when a surd throes a hand grenade at you?A: Pull the pin and throw it back.Q: Why did the surd take his typewriter to the doctor ??A: He thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.Q: Why are surds hurt by peoples words?A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.Q: Why can--t surds ...

...enny pardie hai, dusra kehtha hai key woh toh doh penny hai bhai,neyie aik penny hai, neyie doh penny hai. or jaab woh neichey akar deyhkthey hain to...