kheti Urdu Meaning

...heti hai ke bhai ye to kitne ka hai to aadmi kheta hai behan 500 ropay ka hai to orrat kheti hai ke is mein aesi kya khaas baa...

...heti karneko.MUNNA BHAIPar Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.CIRCUITBhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.****MAMUChand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?GIRLUllu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?****CIRCUITBhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.MUNNABHAIKyun tera dost chor hai kya?CIR...