Funny

'Blackmail'
The only crime named after it's primary suspect.

A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.

A lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China. 15 children...

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injured while fighting for it!

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

'Yah'.

"Yah who?"

"Naaah, bro! I prefer Google."

A serious advice for Rahul Gandhi after debacle in the UP Elections:

"To Understand the misery and problems of the common man,
you need to get married first."

I've written a poem for you:

Twinkle twinkle little star,

you should know what you are,

and once you know what you are,

Mental hospital is not so far.

An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio:

We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!

What building has the most stories?

The Library.

Budget 2012:

The homeless will be charged Road Tax.

Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you!