Funny

Statistics show that 25% of women in the world are on medication for mental illness...

That's bloody scary, it means 75% are moving around with no medication at all!

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me eight times, you're probably a woman.

Do you know the difference between a pun and a fart?

A pun is a sudden shift of wit!

Gods in IT:

Brahma: System Installer;

Vishnu: System Supporter;

Shiva: System Programmer;

Narad: Data Transferer;

Yamraj: Deleter;

Apsara: Virus.

Sorry, honey! Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours.

For Men "I love you" is a mathematical formula - where
"I LOVE" is a constant and "YOU" is always a variable!

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?

Wow! New Underwear.

Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres.

Banta: What do you call a calf after it`s six months old?

Santa: Seven months old.