Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Haya Jalal

You should do two things in the morning- 1) Pray to God so y...

You should do two things in the morning- 1) Pray to God so you can live and 2) have a shower so others can live.

· 0 Like · Dec 08, 2014 at 20:12
Category: Funny
 
Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Abdul Khaliq

Come, Work For The Lord.

Come, work for the Lord.
The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.
But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

· 0 Like · Dec 05, 2014 at 17:12
Category: Funny
 
Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Bilal Ahmed Khan

Height Of Job Satisfaction:

Height of Job Satisfaction:

A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After 2 months, the Principal asked, "Why didn't you draw your salary?"

Man: Oh my God! There's salary also?

· 0 Like · Dec 05, 2014 at 10:12
Category: Funny
 
Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Shahid Siddiqui

A Friend Is 1% Funny, 2% Sweet, 3% Caring, 4% Loving, 90% Good Looking.

A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.

That's why I am your friend! You are so damn lucky.

· 0 Like · Dec 04, 2014 at 03:12
Category: Funny
 
Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Kamran Kaliya

An Innovative Tagline Outside A Photo Studio:

An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio:

We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!


· 0 Like · Dec 03, 2014 at 02:12
Category: Funny
 
Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Farooq Ahmed

I've Written A Poem For You:

I've written a poem for you:

Twinkle twinkle little star,

you should know what you are,

and once you know what you are,

Mental hospital is not so far.

· 0 Like · Dec 02, 2014 at 22:12
Category: Funny
 
Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Javed Akhtar

Budget 2012:

Budget 2012:

Coal and LNG exempt from Customs Duty.

How about a barbecue tonight?

· 0 Like · Nov 30, 2014 at 08:11
Category: Funny
 
Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Abdul Rahman

My Wife Says I Never Take Her Anywhere Expensive. So I Took ...

My wife says I never take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the gas station.

· 0 Like · Nov 30, 2014 at 03:11
Category: Funny
 
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Sarmad Ali

The Place Colder Than Antarctica These Days Is

The place colder than Antarctica these days is

.

..

...

the side where your quilt ends!

· 0 Like · Nov 29, 2014 at 23:11
Category: Funny
 
Subhan ALLAH
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