Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Naila Ahmed
Santa and Banta met in the street.
Banta: Where are you coming from?
Santa: The cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law.
Banta: Oh, I'm sorry. But what are those scratches on your face?
Santa: She put up a heck of a fight!
Banta: Where are you coming from?
Santa: The cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law.
Banta: Oh, I'm sorry. But what are those scratches on your face?
Santa: She put up a heck of a fight!
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Oct 12, 2014 at 10:10
Category: SantaBanta
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